If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[stu_gats_2000]

Breaking the 5 O’clock Shadow curfew.

flashing those sexy legs and making us wonder wonder if you have panties on or not

 

[TongueLust]

Shaving.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Shaving.

Rusting the inside of men's zippers...

 

[JerseyJade]

Rusting the inside of men's zippers...

Indecent exposure.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Indecent exposure.

Encouraging indecent exposure

 

[Devlishone4fun]

not smiling walking into the adult theater

 

[Mrtenant]

Drawing mustaches on statues at the museum with a big black sharpie

 

[Hornblende]

Wittiness in a public forum

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Wittiness in a public forum

Decking the halls....naked.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Locking up a pie.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Training cats to eat humans

http://theoceanvoyager.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cats-fisherman-sailing-ocean.jpg

 

[Taegul]

He was dirty dancing in public and put Baby in the corner. Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

 

[Misshotndeep]

He was dirty dancing in public and put Baby in the corner. Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

Pimping himself out.

 

[Soma99]

Pimping himself out.

Lit someone's pubic hair on fire.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Lit someone's pubic hair on fire.

Burn baby burn...

Taking pictures without consent while having sex.

 

[Taegul]

She went on a tour of a fireworks factory. It did not end well for the factory...

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Is the best speelar in teh wrlod

 

[SuperSissy]

Is the best speelar in teh wrlod

Being too sexy

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Being too sexy

Unzipping mens pants as they walk by

 

[RideFl71]

Unzipping mens pants as they walk by

No concealed weapons permit

 

[Taegul]

Indecent exposure

 

[Jakevillines]

Robbery, but just because he had a cap on and was mistaken for the criminal.

 

[Taegul]

He photoshopped a winning lottery ticket and tried turning it in.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He photoshopped a winning lottery ticket and tried turning it in.

Surfing with his hat on

 

[Jada59]

Surfing with his hat on

Impersonating an officer.