If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jasonmason]

Impersonating an officer.

Stealing cats.

 

[Jada59]

Stealing cats.

Nude kayaking.

 

[de_valmont]

Nude kayaking.

None. It's just that the police officers miss her company every time she quits.

 

[Jada59]

None. It's just that the police officers miss her company every time she quits.

Hehe. He would be arrested for peeping in my window. Of course *I* wouldn't object but a neighbor saw and called it in.

 

[de_valmont]

Hehe. He would be arrested for peeping in my window. Of course *I* wouldn't object but a neighbor saw and called it in.

She has a letter of the police ordering her to close the doors, windows and shutters when she is half naked or naked in her house, because she triggered traffic jams before. But she constantly ignores this order, so ...

 

[Jada59]

She has a letter of the police ordering her to close the doors, windows and shutters when she is half naked or naked in her house, because she triggered traffic jams before. But she constantly ignores this order, so ...

Hehehe.

He was arrested for pruning my bushes without asking.

 

[de_valmont]

Hehehe.

He was arrested for pruning my bushes without asking.

But i love a trimmed bush, better than the plain surface mostly. OK, for a change, but mostly I love it the natural way.


She has visited me in jail and provoked me with lascivious gestures, exhibition and talk, so they put her in a cabin next to me, but not in mine.

 

[Jada59]

But i love a trimmed bush, better than the plain surface mostly. OK, for a change, but mostly I love it the natural way.


She has visited me in jail and provoked me with lascivious gestures, exhibition and talk, so they put her in a cabin next to me, but not in mine.

Well, I guess neither of can get arrested if we're both in jail but... You shouldn't have dug a tunnel into my cell!

 

[de_valmont]

Well, I guess neither of can get arrested if we're both in jail but... You shouldn't have dug a tunnel into my cell!

Not necessary. I can take revenge for you teasing me much better with teasing you by words and fingers through the bars. I don't think you are able to say no for a long time, you will get back to my whispers and fingers again and again.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Not necessary. I can take revenge for you teasing me much better with teasing you by words and fingers through the bars. I don't think you are able to say no for a long time, you will get back to my whispers and fingers again and again.

Failing to continue the dance with jada

 

[jasonmason]

Failing to continue the dance with jada

Stealing his neighbor’s chickens.

 

[LizVegas79]

Stealing his neighbor’s chickens.

Kayaking in a restricted area.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Kayaking in a restricted area.

Walking through a leprosy ward singing "What's Eating You."

 

[lustpuppy]

Kayaking in a restricted area.

Draining her male victims of their cum until they expire

 

[Taegul]

Cruelty to animals.

 

[jasonmason]

Cruelty to animals.

Smiling too much.

 

[lustpuppy]

Smiling too much.

Likes to go with the flow

 

[Jada59]

Likes to go with the flow

Lusting for stuffed animals.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Lusting for stuffed animals.

Had an inside man working at Fort Knox and got me in there without being seen.

 

[Jada59]

Had an inside man working at Fort Knox and got me in there without being seen.

But then he tripped over the gold bricks, sustained a concussion and was found the next morning by the security guard.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Was the security guard that helped me load the gold.

 

[SuperSissy]

Was the security guard that helped me load the gold.

What he's always being arrested for, groping strange women.

 

[Taegul]

Impersonating a cop to pat unsuspecting people down.

 

[Jada59]

Spraying a cop with Silly String.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Spraying a cop with Silly String.

Chasing a piece of string until she got it. She was in Yarn Barn at the time.