If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jasonmason]

Chasing a piece of string until she got it. She was in Yarn Barn at the time.

Stealing scotch.

 

[LizVegas79]

Stealing scotch.

Telling a girl whose dad is a cop that he wants to take her kayaking but then showing up without his kayak because it was a euphemism for something naughty

 

[whenagain]

Telling a girl whose dad is a cop that he wants to take her kayaking but then showing up without his kayak because it was a euphemism for something naughty

Stealing shoes.

 

[Jada59]

Stealing shoes.

Trying to hang glide from the top of the Space Needle.

 

[jasonmason]

Trying to hang glide from the top of the Space Needle.

Stealing balls of yarn.

 

[bunny4med]

Stealing balls of yarn.

Paddling with his third oar.

 

[HBergeron]

Paddling with his third oar.

For handing out pills to rabbits.

 

[Polranny]

For voyeurism

 

[Tinkerbell29]

For voyeurism

For being drunk whilst in charge of livestock

 

[DeckardNYC]

For being drunk whilst in charge of livestock

For causing the Lost Boys to have endless wet dreams.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

For causing the Lost Boys to have endless wet dreams.

For trying to imitate Ziggy Stardust.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Not pleasing enough women in a short amount of time.

 

[Subinplaid]

Not pleasing enough women in a short amount of time.

Stealing everyone's left shoe

 

[jasonmason]

Stealing everyone's left shoe

Wearing clashing plaid.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Wearing clashing plaid.

Running rafting trips without a license.

 

[Subinplaid]

Wearing clashing plaid.

Eeeek!!!

For DeckardNYC

For keeping the paddles

 

[MrEd63]

Eeeek!!!

For DeckardNYC

For keeping the paddles

For being too damn sexy

 

[TongueLust]

For stealing Cuban cigars.

 

[DeckardNYC]

For stealing Cuban cigars.

Talking non-stop during movies.

 

[Taegul]

He went to Sea World and tried setting the dolphins free by draining all the water out.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

for not sending pvt chat messages to me often.

 

[jasonmason]

for not sending pvt chat messages to me often.

Public nudity.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Public nudity.

Paddling the wrong way upstream

 

[jasonmason]

Paddling the wrong way upstream

Being too beautiful.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Being too beautiful.

Running a white water rafting outfit with life jackets