If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Taegul]

Running a white water rafting outfit with life jackets

He was caught smuggling cheeseburgers to Kim Jong Un.

 

[kingfupa]

He was caught smuggling cheeseburgers to Kim Jong Un.

Smuggling rabbits into Canada

 

[jasonmason]

Smuggling rabbits into Canada

Attempting to smuggle a moose out of Canada.

 

[kingfupa]

Attempting to smuggle a moose out of Canada.

Swimming downstream during spawning season.

 

[JustEl]

Swimming downstream during spawning season.

Unauthorized use of his scepter....

 

[beachbaby179]

Unauthorized use of his scepter....

Not being at the Littie awards down the hall...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Failing to take into account that the co-efficient of the variable in no way predetermines the outcome of Isosceles' Triangle, especially when applying the Rule of Descartes, and more so when the Pythegorean Theorem is applied.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Failing to take into account that the co-efficient of the variable in no way predetermines the outcome of Isosceles' Triangle, especially when applying the Rule of Descartes, and more so when the Pythegorean Theorem is applied.

Murder of a language.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Attempted murder of Han Solo (heeheehee)

 

[DeckardNYC]

Attempted murder of Han Solo (heeheehee)

Meth lab

 

[kurrginatorX]

So strung out on meth that he killed his dealer.

 

[dashie33]

So strung out on meth that he killed his dealer.

Menacing Laura Palmer.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Menacing Laura Palmer.

Violently protesting against Brexit as he fears not being able to travel to the UK so easily.

 

[dashie33]

Violently protesting against Brexit as he fears not being able to travel to the UK so easily.

I mostly get violent about being misgendered, to be honest.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I mostly get violent about being misgendered, to be honest.

(My bad, wasn't thinking)

 

[dashie33]

(My bad, wasn't thinking)

That's cool.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dashing the hopes of misgendered people around the world

 

[DeckardNYC]

Dashing the hopes of misgendered people around the world

Defrauding multiple lonely widows out of their life savings by promises of marriage and happily aftering.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Defrauding multiple lonely widows out of their life savings by promises of marriage and happily aftering.

Public disturbance stemming from an argument about what 10 items or less really means at the Kroger

 

[_valkyrie_]

Carjacking.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Carjacking.

She was out late with friends and they all pretty dang toasted enough that they all decided to go cow tipping. Valkyrie was first and rammed her entire body into a police officer several times before being arrested.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She was out late with friends and they all pretty dang toasted enough that they all decided to go cow tipping. Valkyrie was first and rammed her entire body into a police officer several times before being arrested.

Impersonating an officer, false arrest and imprisonment of Valkyrie

 

[DeckardNYC]

Impersonating an officer, false arrest and imprisonment of Valkyrie

Jaywalking in broad daylight. Naked.

 

[jasonmason]

Jaywalking in broad daylight. Naked.

Stealing peoples clothes off the clothesline.

 

[JerseyJade]

Stealing peoples clothes off the clothesline.

Wreck less kayak driving.