If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jasonmason]

Wreck less kayak driving.

Being so beautiful, she causes car accidents as she walks down the street.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Being so beautiful, she causes car accidents as she walks down the street.

Following delivery vans and stealing packages from front porches

 

[kurrginatorX]

Entering Kindergarten classrooms and telling stories of grisly murders instead of nice, sweet nursery thymes.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Entering Kindergarten classrooms and telling stories of grisly murders instead of nice, sweet nursery thymes.

Speeding on a bullet bike, doing 161 on the interstate trying to outrun the cops.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Speeding on a bullet bike, doing 161 on the interstate trying to outrun the cops.

genocide of the microverse.

 

[jasonmason]

genocide of the microverse.

Not paying his light bill.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Not paying his light bill.

Indecent kayaking.

 

[KaceyLoveington]

Indecent kayaking.

Indecent exposure ;p

 

[jasonmason]

Indecent exposure ;p

Being too beautiful.

 

[KaceyLoveington]

Being too beautiful.

Being too nice

 

[tolyk]

Being too nice

Trying to seduce her way out of a ticket

 

[KaceyLoveington]

Trying to seduce her way out of a ticket

Trying to blackmail me out of a ticket

 

[JerseyJade]

Trying to blackmail me out of a ticket

For not hosting a makeup class so that I could learn all her secrets.

 

[tolyk]

For not hosting a makeup class so that I could learn all her secrets.

For being so adorable

 

[JerseyJade]

For being so adorable

For Tonk-ing instead of Tink-ing. (Okay, that's the wine talking now. )

 

[beachbaby179]

For being so adorable

Transporting women across the border.

 

[DarkSimian]

Transporting women across the border.

Smuggling stuff in her cleavage

 

[Shi_One81]

Smuggling stuff in her cleavage

Streaking through Walmart while riding a stick unicorn

 

[DarkSimian]

Streaking through Walmart while riding a stick unicorn

Also smuggling stuff in her cleavage (I think they are both part of a gang)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Also smuggling stuff in her cleavage (I think they are both part of a gang)

Building an alter for Stan Lee at his burial site, blocking the remains of someone else's gravesite.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Building an alter for Stan Lee at his burial site, blocking the remains of someone else's gravesite.

Went on Public Access to show how to more effectively use Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Went on Public Access to show how to more effectively use Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver.

Vagrancy.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Vagrancy.

Ransacking and Pillaging hobo communities.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Failure to respond to the subpoena he received from Robert Muller

 

[RideFl71]

Failure to respond to the subpoena he received from Robert Muller

Stealing cheap suits..