If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[CamronsInsider]

Stealing cheap suits..

Passing notes between the Whitehouse and the Russians

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Passing notes between the Whitehouse and the Russians

Upscale (full service) escort service with the epic fail name, Cam's Hen House.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Upscale (full service) escort service with the epic fail name, Cam's Hen House.

Inducing diabetic coma in diabetics just by walking by them.

 

[Taegul]

Inducing diabetic coma in diabetics just by walking by them.

FUI - Flying under the influence.

 

[jasonmason]

FUI - Flying under the influence.

Having an illegal grow house.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Having an illegal grow house.

Caught a rare coelacanth and had it mounted instead of reporting it.

 

[Taegul]

Smuggling Cuban cigars.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Smuggling Cuban cigars.

Looking normal during Comic Con in San Diego

 

[Misshotndeep]

Looking normal during Comic Con in San Diego

Blowing up building "F" in the mother ships shipping complex.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Blowing up building "F" in the mother ships shipping complex.

Decent exposure!

 

[Karabare]

Decent exposure!

Selling the Brooklyn bridge

 

[RideFl71]

Selling the Brooklyn bridge

For doing yard work naked!!

 

[jasonmason]

For doing yard work naked!!

Illegal street racing.

 

[JJonah]

Running an illegal puppy mill.

 

[ydahecnot]

Illegal whaling

 

[jasonmason]

Illegal whaling

Stealing my sunshine.

 

[done_got_old]

Stealing my sunshine.

ticket scalping

 

[AssfuckBrenda]

ticket scalping

The curious case of the missing # 2 pencils

 

[JJonah]

The curious case of the missing # 2 pencils

Fucking vaginally.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Fucking vaginally.

Sex with small wild mammals, like squirrels.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sex with small wild mammals, like squirrels.

Eating a ham sandwich in a kosher deli.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Eating a ham sandwich in a kosher deli.

Loudly doing his Groucho impression during an opera.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Loudly doing his Groucho impression during an opera.

Spiderman jumping from building to building and scaring little ol' ladies.

 

[SuzyWho]

Spiderman jumping from building to building and scaring little ol' ladies.

Lighting up in a no smoking area

 

[JJonah]

Pubic intoxication.

Not a typo.