If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Destinys_Desire]

Arson

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Arson

Excessive hotness.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Reposting (quoting) someone’s picture when they were asked not to

 

[Xerxes82]

Reposting (quoting) someone’s picture when they were asked not to

Assault. I sense a slapping coming on.

 

[jasonmason]

Assault. I sense a slapping coming on.

Repeatedly shouting Nevermore in the Library

 

[Taegul]

He was practicing his rowing in a YMCA pool and kept hitting some poor kids just trying to swim.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He was practicing his rowing in a YMCA pool and kept hitting some poor kids just trying to swim.

Making sweet love to an illegally smuggled cantaloupe.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Making sweet love to an illegally smuggled cantaloupe.

Making fun of a cops glasses after being pulled over for having an inflating dildo hanging out the car window.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Making fun of a cops glasses after being pulled over for having an inflating dildo hanging out the car window.

Leaving a trail of fire wherever she went

 

[done_got_old]

Killing people with kindness.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Killing people with kindness.

Arranging their flower beds to form pornographic images and then refusing to remove them after numuous warnings.

 

[jasonmason]

Arranging their flower beds to form pornographic images and then refusing to remove them after numuous warnings.

Being too hot!!!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Being too hot!!!!

Stinking up the beautiful outdoors with his extreme body odor. Dude, see a doctor!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stinking up the beautiful outdoors with his extreme body odor. Dude, see a doctor!

Illegal importation of Cuban cigars.

 

[jasonmason]

Illegal importation of Cuban cigars.

Filing a false police report about an alien abduction. Or was it really a false report

 

[JerseyJade]

Filing a false police report about an alien abduction. Or was it really a false report

Causing a traffic jam while trying to paddle his car on the freeway in order to save gas.

 

[Taegul]

Causing a traffic jam while trying to paddle his car on the freeway in order to save gas.

Practicing medicine without the proper licensing. The prosecutor is currently "negotiating" a plea deal with her.

 

[DarkSimian]

Practicing medicine without the proper licensing. The prosecutor is currently "negotiating" a plea deal with her.

Reenacting the movie "The Perfect Storm" at the public pool

 

[VoraciousValue]

Reenacting the movie "The Perfect Storm" at the public pool

Repetitive copyright infringement as alleged by DC Comics. DC hasn't figured out what copyright was infringed exactly, but they're working on it.

 

[Taegul]

Repetitive copyright infringement as alleged by DC Comics. DC hasn't figured out what copyright was infringed exactly, but they're working on it.

Kept smoking that cigar inside a smoke-free retirement home and laughing like a maniac.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Kept smoking that cigar inside a smoke-free retirement home and laughing like a maniac.

Showing up drunk to his boss's dinner party and urination all over the flowers.

 

[jasonmason]

Showing up drunk to his boss's dinner party and urination all over the flowers.

Not having an AV.

 

[HBergeron]

Not having an AV.

Killing hillbillies with a bow and arrow

 

[Jada59]

Killing hillbillies with a bow and arrow

Leaving cat art all over the outside of buildings without asking the owner's permission.

 

[bluebill0422]

Comitting the purr-fect crime.