If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Taegul]

Trespassing on the Game of Thrones Set to steal props. I'd stay away from the brothel set if I were you.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Breaking and entering the women’s side of a bath house

 

[FAITHandFLESH]

Breaking and entering the women’s side of a bath house

Pyromania!

 

[done_got_old]

Pyromania!

Identity theft

 

[jasonmason]

Identity theft

Arranging all the flowers at the local grocery store in the shape of a dick.

 

[Taegul]

Arranging all the flowers at the local grocery store in the shape of a dick.

He went fishing with dynamite. Again.

Damn repeat offenders.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He went fishing with dynamite. Again.

Damn repeat offenders.

Got off on shore leave and got busted by a cop posing as a transsexual Nazi Inuit hooker.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Identity Theft

 

[VoraciousValue]

Identity Theft

Pretending to be a large kitchen appliance.

 

[Taegul]

He was using his driver on a miniature golf course and did $792 damage.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He was using his driver on a miniature golf course and did $792 damage.

Went to Dodger Stadium and performed unspeakable acts with a Dodger Dog.

 

[Taegul]

Went to Dodger Stadium and performed unspeakable acts with a Dodger Dog.

He's colorizing Marx Brothers films with a box of crayons and selling them on eBay.

 

[jasonmason]

He's colorizing Marx Brothers films with a box of crayons and selling them on eBay.

Smuggling

 

[PattiJolene]

Trespassing ....so he can get his kayak in the roaring Rapids.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Trespassing ....so he can get his kayak in the roaring Rapids.

stealing sexy shoes

 

[ydahecnot]

Illegal possession of gats

 

[Jada59]

Illegal possession of gats

Demanding that people call him Sunny Sexy Fucklust.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She's a cat pimp.

 

[Series 6]

She's a cat pimp.

Indecent behavior in a store dressing room.

 

[LizVegas79]

Indecent behavior in a store dressing room.

Training birds to steal girls' bikini tops?

 

[de_valmont]

Training birds to steal girls' bikini tops?

After having forgotten she's not alone while bathing in shoes in a sale-off she was arrested for indecent behavior, but the police had to observe quite long before to make sure it's a crime.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Arrested for spray-painting graffiti all over town. For the record, the only word he spray-paints is a-MAZE-ing

 

[Jada59]

Foot racing cars on the freeway.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hiding under a staircase in her office building and scratching ankles as people walked up the stairs.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Arrested for filing a false police report. Seems he had a cardboard cut-out of Jada he placed under the stairs and was blaming it for scratching people when in reality he was the culprit.