If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Series 6]

Arrested for filing a false police report. Seems he had a cardboard cut-out of Jada he placed under the stairs and was blaming it for scratching people when in reality he was the culprit.

Arrested in a college grade changing scandal

 

[VoraciousValue]

Arrested in a college grade changing scandal

Attempted to train eagles as unmanned bombers in a plot to overthrow the United States government.

 

[Mrtenant]

Attempted to train eagles as unmanned bombers in a plot to overthrow the United States government.

Flinging fig newtons at gym rats and yelling "FIGGIN EAT IT "

 

[kurrginatorX]

Public Drunkeness

 

[VoraciousValue]

Public Drunkeness

Trying to pimp truck stop hookers without a license.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Trying to buy truck stop hookers with food stamps.

 

[Corbal]

Trying to buy truck stop hookers with food stamps.

Sticking his dick in the trucker that’s getting a blowie by the hooker.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sticking his dick in the trucker that’s getting a blowie by the hooker.

Justifiable Homicide

 

[Corbal]

Justifiable Homicide

Best. Answer. Today.

Winning Jeopardy or some shit. Lol

 

[kurrginatorX]

Finger fucking the cop's ass while he was trying to give her a ticket for being a truck stop hooker.

 

[Corbal]

Finger fucking the cop's ass while he was trying to give her a ticket for being a truck stop hooker.

That’s not illegal. Cops love that shit.

Obvi, he’s not a cop.

Clearly he’s the cum cleaner in cell D-4.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Not so much what she was arrested for, but that she was mistakenly taken to a men's prison because the arresting officer heard Marcie Brown repeatedly call her, "Sir."

 

[Corbal]

Not so much what she was arrested for, but that she was mistakenly taken to a men's prison because the arresting officer heard Marcie Brown repeatedly call her, "Sir."

Oooooh, so much build up for such little payoff.

Arrested for being so fucking disappointing.

 

[jasonmason]

Oooooh, so much build up for such little payoff.

Arrested for being so fucking disappointing.

Arrested for causing accidents as she stood beside a busy street, beside a sign that said “Stop Here When Flashing”, flashing the drivers

 

[kurrginatorX]

Arrested for a string of B & Es where he and the Tidy Bowl man would kayak down people's toilets.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Arrested for a string of B & Es where he and the Tidy Bowl man would kayak down people's toilets.

Indecent exposure via a puppet show with his danglybits dressed in various costumes as the star.

 

[DarkSimian]

Indecent exposure via a puppet show with his danglybits dressed in various costumes as the star.

It's not prostitution if it's free, right?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Escaping from the zoo with Magilla Gorilla to go on adventures.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Escaping from the zoo with Magilla Gorilla to go on adventures.

Tried to find out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. By licking Donald Trump.

 

[kurrginatorX]

It involved a dog and a corpse, but I'm not allowed to comment further.

 

[VoraciousValue]

It involved a dog and a corpse, but I'm not allowed to comment further.

Just couldn't keep his hands off that mannequin at Victoria's Secret.

 

[ashesatwork]

Just couldn't keep his hands off that mannequin at Victoria's Secret.

climbed over the wall to take a selfie with the lions at the zoo

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Twenty mph over the limit on the interstate...in her forklift.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Operating a speakeasy in the church basement that was open Sunday mornings only.

 

[jasonmason]

Inciting a riot.