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Spanking kindergartners with his paddle.
If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?
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Spanking himself with a paddle in public while shouting, "Ouch, one more please Master."
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Arrested for shitting in paper bags and lighting them on fire on the police chief's front porch. Just look at that smile. You know he'd do something like that.
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Sorry, but what?
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I guess I just got arrested then. Whose up to patting me down? Make sure you check everywhere for weapons - I might have one hidden somewhere special.
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Soliciting an officer of the law.
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No, just warning. But, since you mentioned it...
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I love this.
Arrested for obscene plagiarism. His new series of books, Larry Trotter and the Magician's Stone, Larry Trotter and the Dungeon of Doom, Larry Trotter and the Inmate from Istanbul, etc., contain the same plot as the Harry Potter books. All he did was change everyone's name.
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Oh man, all that damn work for nothing. I thought no one would find out if I changed the name. Oh well, at least I have the Game of Fancy Chairs series coming out. You should see what I did with with this rich blonde guy named Jerry.
Spoiler: Looses his foot.
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I read your magnum opus, Baron of the Necklaces, and I have to say I found it wanting in places. That romance between Frogo and Tamwide just came out of nowhere.
So. Yeah. Arrested for that.
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I read your magnum opus, Baron of the Necklaces, and I have to say I found it wanting in places. That romance between Frogo and Tamwide just came out of nowhere.
So. Yeah. Banned for that.
Damn, can't seem to get away with nothing around here. Guess I will need to concentrate on movies - just finished filming 49 1/2 shades of light black. Nice story about a young man and his sweetie.
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He changed his name to JK Rowling then tried to usurp her riches.
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Bump.
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Giving the Chief of Police's wife a beard burn on both thighs.
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Public Fornication
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Stealing Twinkies to add to his addiction.
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Eating all of the red velvet oreos. All the oreos...
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Jaywalking while out running.
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Holding up a store for their supply of pink gin, unicorn plushies and rainbow ice-cream.
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She drank the communion wine then peed in the pitcher to refill it.
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