If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Jada59]

He kurrginated one too many times!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She uses the Jedi mind trick to control all the kitties.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

For causing wrecks with her walk.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. Upon strip search, cops found it was only his BBC in a thigh holster.

 

[Jing83]

Was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. Upon strip search, cops found it was only his BBC in a thigh holster.

“Only”, you say.

 

[kurrginatorX]

“Only”, you say.

The comma in "Only", should be inside the quotation marks, like so: "Only,". GRAMMAR COPS!!! You'll get five to ten easy on this one.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

The comma in "Only", should be inside the quotation marks, like so: "Only,". GRAMMAR COPS!!! You'll get five to ten easy on this one.

For back talking grammar cops.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Breaking into libraries and burning the books of his "competitors" in an effort to draw attention to his own works.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

She uses the Jedi mind trick to control all the kitties.

Damn, I was reading some of these posts to figure out where I was and I just read "She uses the Jedi mind trick to control all the TITTIES".

I was extremely jealous of Jada's Jedi mind tricks there for a second or two until it dawned on me that the word was kitties.

Now I'm just sad there is no titty control Jedi mind tricks.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Damn, I was reading some of these posts to figure out where I was and I just read "She uses the Jedi mind trick to control all the TITTIES".

I was extremely jealous of Jada's Jedi mind tricks there for a second or two until it dawned on me that the word was kitties.

Now I'm just sad there is no titty control Jedi mind tricks.

Arrested because it was a slow night and the cops had nothing better to do so they took him downtown and threw him in a cell with William "The Rectum Wrecker" Wiggins who sodomized him into the wee hours of the morning.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Arrested because it was a slow night and the cops had nothing better to do so they took him downtown and threw him in a cell with William "The Rectum Wrecker" Wiggins who sodomized him into the wee hours of the morning.

Arrested for picking his nose in public and eating it...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Arrested for picking his nose in public and eating it...

Arrested for scratching her ass in public and smelling it.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Arrested for scratching her ass in public and smelling it.

for being 2D

 

[kurrginatorX]

for being 2D

That would make you 1D?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Going around bumping everyone.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Spray painted a page of a story on the side of a building.

 

[Xerxes82]

Stealing the crown jewels.

 

[_Mrs_K]

for belonging to the dark side

 

[Polranny]

Mugging an Avon lady for her lipstick

 

[kurrginatorX]

Extradited back to Pern for stealing a dragon.

 

[britfunk]

drinking in public

 

[BeginningAuthor]

drinking in public

For giving random women a rose and when they turn around, shoving that black he has in his hand up their...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Got a job with Meals on Wheels, but he ate all the food, leaving poor grannies and grampas starving to death.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

Got a job with Meals on Wheels, but he ate all the food, leaving poor grannies and grampas starving to death.

A poorly paid writer for a greeting card company...