If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kurrginatorX]

A poorly paid writer for a greeting card company...

People are arrested for being A poorly paid writer for a greeting card company? Yowie Zowie!

Arrested for giving the President a purple nurple.

 

[VoraciousValue]

People are arrested for being A poorly paid writer for a greeting card company? Yowie Zowie!

Arrested for giving the President a purple nurple.

OWI -- Ogling while intoxicated. Granted, it was Dolly Parton, so no one blamed him.

 

[jasonmason]

OWI -- Ogling while intoxicated. Granted, it was Dolly Parton, so no one blamed him.

Impersonating a Groucho Marx impersonator.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Impersonating a Groucho Marx impersonator.

Using his paddle to break a liquor's store window while making a video of it

 

[VoraciousValue]

Using his paddle to break a liquor's store window while making a video of it

Lewd conduct. In the art museum.

 

[DeckardNYC]

smoking genuine counterfeit Cuban cigars in the bodega

Assaulted a waiter who pronounced du jour incorrectly.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dresses like Carmen Miranda and sings "I'm Crabulous" on the sands of his beachfront home.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dresses like Carmen Miranda and sings "I'm Crabulous" on the sands of his beachfront home.

Needs to put on clothes and get that huge pipe like blunt out of his mouth.

 

[jasonmason]

Needs to put on clothes and get that huge pipe like blunt out of his mouth.

Causing accidents as she walked through town because she is so hot.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Causing accidents as she walked through town because she is so hot.

Being the kindest guy, brought in on a bogus charge just to add a bit of sunlight in a not-so-nice place.

 

[Que]

Sedition. Posing for nose art on a Mitsubishi.

 

[dashie33]

Sedition. Posing for nose art on a Mitsubishi.

Spiking lactose-intolerants with yogurt just to get better seating at the cinema.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dine and dashie at St. Peter's Church of Redemption and Waffles.

 

[Que]

Going over the limit in the 10 items or less Express Lane at the local adult shop.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

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[lurkingguy1978]

Kicking the shit out of pedophiles at the playground.

Lewd public conduct while smiling.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Finally captured after 31 years of lurking.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Bump.

They arrested you again for bumping without a license?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

They arrested you again for bumping without a license?

Playing the trumbone in the confessional box.

 

[DarkSimian]

Playing the trumbone in the confessional box.

Stealing kisses and breaking hearts

 

[kurrginatorX]

Since I'm feeling facetious today, I'd call the cops and tell them that DS was responsible for that rash of threats against elementary schools last year.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Since I'm feeling facetious today, I'd call the cops and tell them that DS was responsible for that rash of threats against elementary schools last year.

Making fake phone calls to the police. He knows he was responsible and is just trying to mislead the cops.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He'd be guilty of substituting sockets for sprockets at the Kennedy Space Center.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He'd be guilty of substituting sockets for sprockets at the Kennedy Space Center.

Called in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics.