If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Cyberbella]

Called in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics.

Stole cigars from the convenience store

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stole cigars from the convenience store

Plugging herself in at the airport, they charged her with theft of services.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Plugging herself in at the airport, they charged her with theft of services.

Using the beach as a personal litter box.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Plugging herself in at the airport, they charged her with theft of services.

He stole the inflatable waiving arms guys from in front of the local car dealership.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Infringement of Copyright as she performs under the name Corpse Bride

 

[BeginningAuthor]

I can't tell you, it's way too embarrassing.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Swindling old ladies in nursing homes out of their pensions.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Swindling old ladies in nursing homes out of their pensions.

I don't swindle them. Once they see my -- oh, never mind.

 

[Sundayschild]

I don't swindle them. Once they see my -- oh, never mind.

Plagiar......plajuria......playgerer........

Stealing someone else's work.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Plagiar......plajuria......playgerer........

Stealing someone else's work.

Not knowing how to spell plagiarize. GRAMMAR COPS!!!!! "You'll get five to ten easy for this."

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Not knowing how to spell plagiarize. GRAMMAR COPS!!!!! "You'll get five to ten easy for this."

For being a grammar cop. Went to grammar jail for an accidental misspelling.

 

[kurrginatorX]

For being a grammar cop. Went to grammar jail for an accidental misspelling.

We Grammar Cops take our jobs seriously.

It would be discovered that the secret ingredient to the glaze on her doughnuts was a "Natural Harvest" that was more akin to chemical warfare than confectionary treat.

 

[VoraciousValue]

We Grammar Cops take our jobs seriously.

It would be discovered that the secret ingredient to the glaze on her doughnuts was a "Natural Harvest" that was more akin to chemical warfare than confectionary treat.

Split an infinitive on their grammar police application.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Split an infinitive on their grammar police application.

Used the word "their" (plural) when referring to a single entity. GRAMMAR COPS!!!!! "You'll get five to ten easy for this."

 

[SugarandSpice19]

Impersonating Jim Morrison

 

[kurrginatorX]

Impersonating Jim Morrison

I'm Dionysus, baby.

She'd be arrested for being just … Too … SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

I'm Dionysus, baby.

She'd be arrested for being just … Too … SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

Escaping prison. He's been arrested 100 times in the past few weeks.

 

[Airka4real]

Escaping prison. He's been arrested 100 times in the past few weeks.

Pickpocket?

 

[Sundayschild]

Pickpocket?

Her and her best friend wouldn't be taken alive...

 

[CCorteeze]

Her and her best friend wouldn't be taken alive...

Violating the Sabbath.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Violating the Sabbath.

Moving that football and injuring the poor guy.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Providing unwarranted sound effects during sex.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Providing unwarranted sound effects during sex.

Then she shouldn't have made me take her and get tacos and refried beans.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Then she shouldn't have made me take her and get tacos and refried beans.

Arrested for taking a date to Taco Bell.

 

[Jing83]

Arrested for taking a date to Taco Bell.

Public nudity