kurrginatorX
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She got caught remaking all those "Abstain from Sex" movie shorts from the fifties and sixties, only she was encouraging sex.
If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?
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kurrginatorX
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Probably developing a ponzi scheme that hade him rich beyond measure while his investors committed suicide after realizing they had lost their pensions.
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Using a pointer beam on a policeman around an escaped lion to keep it focused until caught.
neakman
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for cooking so delicious a meal it caused a riot .
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Causing the little old ladies in church to grab their hearts showing up in church in a Speedo.
neakman
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Just the little old ladies?
"accidentally" picking up the mail at the street while also letting her robe slip open and flash the neighborhood.
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Sunbathing in the nude...to the male neighbors' chagrin.
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Roller skating in the nude
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Broke into the system that released the numbers for Powerball and his ticket numbers just so happened to hit...
neakman
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trying to impersonate Pam Grier
kurrginatorX
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A Self-admitted peep freak, he was finally caught looking in on Hillary Clinton. What? Oh, sorry. Caught looking at Bill.
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Getting aggressively politically while reading to a pre-k class of 4 year olds
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Showed up for career day at the local high school trying to recruit girls. Just use your imaginations on this one, folks.
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Was caught in Louisville with five pounds of plastic explosive and ten assault weapons trying to break into the safe holding Colonel Sanders' secret recipe.
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Was caught in Louisville with five pounds of plastic explosive and ten assault weapons trying to break into the safe holding Colonel Sanders' secret recipe.
Impersonating a dead guy?
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Impersonating a dead guy?
Stealing beach umbrellas.
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Spanking innocent women
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C'mon. She's a Jersey girl. You really gotta ask?
JerseyJade
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C'mon. She's a Jersey girl. You really gotta ask?
Busted!
Operating an illegal massage parlor for women.
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Busted!
Operating an illegal massage parlor for women.
Jumping bail on a parking ticket
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He and the other Planeteers turned rogue and killed Captain Planet.
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stealing a legit symbol of USDA Organic for his label when he is only an average, regular pussy of a guy.
kurrginatorX
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I suppose I would look like a pussy to a complete and utter dick, which brings us to why you were arrested: Exposing your dick to kindergarteners.
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Electronic harrassment
not leaving her gorgeous face up long enough.
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