If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Deleted member 3041612]

not leaving her gorgeous face up long enough.

Stealing kids' candies.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Stealing kids' candies.

Looking so hot that she actually melted a cop car.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Looking so hot that she actually melted a cop car.

He was able to hide things his mustache. I saw Jolly Rancher candy hanging out.

 

[TongueLust]

For setting the roller skating rink on fire.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

For setting the roller skating rink on fire.

Putting the ashes from her cigar in a policeman's coffee.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Let's just say those skates give new meaning to the term "Drive-by."

 

[Jada59]

Running through Walmart, gnashing his teeth and howling at women. He thought that was a good pickup technique. Instead, he was picked up.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pretending to be blind so she can sell pencils a dollar a piece.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Let's just say those skates give new meaning to the term "Drive-by."

Stealing a pair of roller skates from BlackCaramelCreme.

 

[Jada59]

Stealing a pair of roller skates from BlackCaramelCreme.

Hiding in the bushes, naked, and spying on people.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Hiding in the bushes, naked, and spying on people.

Arrested for being too darned cute for public viewing (Yes, a PPV has been set for July 27th at 8 p.m.).

 

[Trouble_maker]

Arrested for being too darned cute for public viewing (Yes, a PPV has been set for July 27th at 8 p.m.).

For always having me mistake his username for “Kit Harrington”!!

 

[BeginningAuthor]

For always having me mistake his username for “Kit Harrington”!!

Messing around with geese and well, being a trouble maker.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He got caught stealing mangos from Wal-Mart. His defense of, "I was doing it as research for my next book" did not impress the judge.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

He got caught stealing mangos from Wal-Mart. His defense of, "I was doing it as research for my next book" did not impress the judge.

For me ratting him out as the kingpin of an international mango smuggling operation

 

[Grntmb]

For me ratting him out as the kingpin of an international mango smuggling operation

for them partying IN-excessively! LOL

 

[kurrginatorX]

Growing poppy plants.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Went to the police station and decided to "borrow" a car to cut time in traffic.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Attached jets to her skates and zooms around neighborhoods going 90 mph.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Attached jets to her skates and zooms around neighborhoods going 90 mph.

Impersonated a police officer. In a house of ill repute.

 

[kurrginatorX]

His hackneyed shenanigans would be outdone only by his blatant buffoonery, all of which would break the law somewhere in the middle of his schtick.

 

[Jada59]

His hackneyed shenanigans would be outdone only by his blatant buffoonery, all of which would break the law somewhere in the middle of his schtick.

For standing in the middle of the highway wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and boots and belting out bad country and western tunes.

 

[MutualMatureMike]

For standing in the middle of the highway wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and boots and belting out bad country and western tune.

Dirty dancing

 

[Jada59]

Dirty dancing

Peeking through my window and watching me!

*Puts on another Barry White Tune*