If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kurrginatorX]

Being the ultimate kitty whisperer, she would convince the feline population to turn against its male owners and have them lash out with little consequence given to how this would affect future human feline relations.

 

[Taegul]

I don't think he'd be arrested because he really is a Nigerian prince who needs your help moving his vast fortune overseas.

 

[LizVegas79]

I don't think he'd be arrested because he really is a Nigerian prince who needs your help moving his vast fortune overseas.

Selling sativa to an undercover cop who wanted indica, or indica to an undercover cop who wanted sativa?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Selling sativa to an undercover cop who wanted indica, or indica to an undercover cop who wanted sativa?

Jaywalking.

 

[CottonCandy29]

For hiding in the sand.

 

[Amanda330]

punching the delivery guy for getting your order wrong... You hate pineapple pizza!

 

[LizVegas79]

punching the delivery guy for getting your order wrong... You hate pineapple pizza!

Flashing in public on a dare?

 

[base10]

Flashing in public on a dare?

Getting people naked under the guise of medical care, and then stealing their shoes and jewelry

 

[LizVegas79]

Getting people naked under the guise of medical care, and then stealing their shoes and jewelry

That hasn''t been a crime in Vegas for a long, long time, sweetie

Filing silly nuisance lawsuits.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

That hasn''t been a crime in Vegas for a long, long time, sweetie

Filing silly nuisance lawsuits.[/QUOTE

Photographing everything she sees in Vegas and making sure it didn't stay there.

 

[JJonah]

Photographing everything she sees in Vegas and making sure it didn't stay there.

Fucking around with the moon phases.

 

[Redheadnlegs]

Fucking around with the moon phases.

For taking really bad selfies

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

For taking really bad selfies

Stealing all the red hair dye.

(Welcome to Literotica!)

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Stealing all the red hair dye.

(Welcome to Literotica!)

taking all the caramel and not leaving any for me to enjoy on my desert

 

[TongueLust]

For driving my getaway car.

 

[dashie33]

For driving my getaway car.

For using their tongue as an offensive weapon.

 

[Misshotndeep]

For using their tongue as an offensive weapon.

Fence jumping with his pal Rainbow.

 

[Esslemont]

Arson.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Identity theft.

 

[Taegul]

She was deemed too distracting to an airplane pilot and hauled off for flight safety reasons.

 

[Jada59]

Serial prank phone calls.

 

[F3x0r]

Serial prank phone calls.

Causing a traffic accident whilst bending over to pick up her purse

 

[Misshotndeep]

Causing a traffic accident whilst bending over to pick up her purse

He broke it in the first place.

 

[RideFl71]

He broke it in the first place.

For setting off the sprinklers while trying on clothes at Vic Secrets.....

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'm thinking the cops would just look at him and decide, "Just because."