If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Jd192235]

Price gouging

Tp hoarding

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Tp hoarding

Fishing with an expired license.

 

[Dan638]

Fishing with an expired license.

Stealing flowers from the neighbors yard............

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Stealing flowers from the neighbors yard............

"Kitty" porn!

Am I allowed to say that?

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to sell people toothpaste (as in, paste made from dead people’s ground up teeth).

 

[Dan638]

"Kitty" porn!

Am I allowed to say that?

Well, stealing apples of course...............

 

[kurrginatorX]

Kicking his own children out into the streets because "Mr. Whiskers" is the only son he'll ever truly love.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tomato-ing his neighbor’s car.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Tomato-ing Josh Dela Cruz

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Overly curmudgeonly attitude.

Smuggling bananas out of the store in her ample cleavage.

 

[sweetheart97]

Smuggling bananas out of the store in her ample cleavage.

Lurking in a fitting room

 

[DeckardNYC]

Lurking in a fitting room

Decent exposure.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Decent exposure.

Went to Times Square and yelled, "THE YANKEES SUCK!!!!!!"

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Went to Times Square and yelled, "THE YANKEES SUCK!!!!!!"

Bragging near the White House grounds his mustache is made of Melania's pubic hairs.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Accidental voyeurism.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Accidental voyeurism.

Hacking into TV news stations presenting a sex tape of bunnies hittin' it.

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in …

Woman vows to roll across America to bring awareness to squirrels who play with their nuts rather than store them. She caused a traffic jam in Times Square and refused to move. She was pelted with cashews and pistachios before cops arrived to carry her off to the pokey.

 

[Taegul]

These times of self-quarantine are particularly unforgiving on his girl scout cookie addiction, so he's braving the outside world and going door to door asking the inhabitants "do any girl scouts live at this address." He now has restraining orders against him in 18 different counties.

 

[VoraciousValue]

These times of self-quarantine are particularly unforgiving on his girl scout cookie addiction, so he's braving the outside world and going door to door asking the inhabitants "do any girl scouts live at this address." He now has restraining orders against him in 18 different counties.

Graverobbing after trying to prove that Francisco Franco is indeed no longer valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Hoarding cats.

 

[Jada59]

Not social distancing.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Kidnapping kittens

 

[DeckardNYC]

Kidnapping kittens

Cannibalism.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Cannibalism.

Illegal picking

 

[Devlishone4fun]

For sreaming out "Remember the Alamo" when we went to Mexico.