If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[frustratedthoughts]

Indecent exposure and lewd acts in public

 

[kurrginatorX]

She roofied herself then filed a false complaint against Police Chief Wiggham.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Chronic Thread Bumping

 

[chame1eon]

Chronic Thread Bumping

Associating with yankees

 

[kurrginatorX]

Associating with yankees

Being equipped with non-sanctioned ballistics.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Being equipped with non-sanctioned ballistics.

Excessive bumping of threads.

 

[Jada59]

Excessive bumping of threads.

Hoarding meat.

 

[chame1eon]

Hoarding meat.

Peeing in the 3 word story thread.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Peeing in the 3 word story thread.

NOT showing more skin.

 

[DeckardNYC]

NOT showing more skin.

Torturing cartoons.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Torturing cartoons.

Walking into random business and smelling the seats immediately after someone stands.

 

[Jada59]

Walking into random business and smelling the seats immediately after someone stands.

Taking videos of him doing it and posting them on Youtube.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Taking videos of him doing it and posting them on Youtube.

Picking pennies out of wishing fountains.

 

[bw699353]

Stealing plutonium

 

[Deacon_Voss]

copyright infringement

 

[Jada59]

String arming people.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

String arming people.

Hypnotizing kitties and getting them to do her bidding.

 

[vidiman]

She committed the hideous crime of missing some laundry!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She committed the hideous crime of missing some laundry!

He showed his buns in public asking all women to touch.

 

[vidiman]

Causing an obstruction on the 'sidewalk' ... feeling buns was her excuse!

 

[Jada59]

Moonning people.

 

[vidiman]

Scratch marks in the fresh buns

 

[kurrginatorX]

Scratch marks in the fresh buns

Making an ass of himself in a public forum.

 

[Taegul]

Stealing all the laces out of the shoes at a Lady Footlocker.

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Stealing my blow pop! <pout>