If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[bw699353]

Fatal attraction

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stealing sausages

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Probably related to weed... look how blood shot his eyes are!

 

[bw699353]

Breaking countless hearts

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Carrying a concealed, lethal weapon!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Carrying a concealed, lethal weapon!

Public oral sex.

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Smoking in the boys room.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Shoplifting Tootsie Pops

 

[kurrginatorX]

Shoplifting Tootsie Pops

Knocking a hole in the Hoover Dam, flooding the area and killing countless people.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Knocking a hole in the Hoover Dam, flooding the area and killing countless people.

Copyright infringement

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Copyright infringement

Vitriolic vagrancy

 

[kurrginatorX]

Vitriolic vagrancy

That music video she posted. Sorry, Fermina, but really? Really? No, really?

 

[Fermina_Daza]

That music video she posted. Sorry, Fermina, but really? Really? No, really?

Excessive dramatics.

Didn’t watch the video - just liked the song for the day. Didn’t watch the one in my sig now either. Really. Really. Yes, really.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Excessive dramatics.

Didn’t watch the video - just liked the song for the day. Didn’t watch the one in my sig now either. Really. Really. Yes, really.

Standing on her soapbox preaching to the public while holding up traffic.

 

[vidiman]

Pickling hedgehogs

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pickling hedgehogs

As a server, he kept offering people little wieners and tiny little nuts. Even though he was carrying a tray filled with Little Smokies and Cashews, one look at his genitalia was all it took to send him to da big house.

 

[VoraciousValue]

As a server, he kept offering people little wieners and tiny little nuts. Even though he was carrying a tray filled with Little Smokies and Cashews, one look at his genitalia was all it took to send him to da big house.

Engaging in cryogenics without proper permits.

 

[lanceGibs]

Engaging in cryogenics without proper permits.

Animated grunts.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Animated grunts.

Lances it a lot. Too much, in fact.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Lances it a lot. Too much, in fact.

Smoking a cigar indoors

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Smoking a cigar indoors

Causing a kite-atstrophe.

 

[lanceGibs]

Causing a kite-atstrophe.

For courtship in perpetuity.

 

[chame1eon]

For courtship in perpetuity.

Stealing horses.

 

[done_got_old]

Stealing horses.

Impersonating a politician........(You choose)

 

[kurrginatorX]

Impersonating a politician........(You choose)

Blowing up sections of San Francisco with dynamite as she yells, "There's gold in them thar hills."