If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[VoraciousValue]

Blowing up sections of San Francisco with dynamite as she yells, "There's gold in them thar hills."

Arrested for participating in his career as a professional Edgar Allen Poe impersonator. In front of the Secret Service.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Arrested for participating in his career as a professional Edgar Allen Poe impersonator. In front of the Secret Service.

He tried to annex a small section of Wyoming, screaming at authority figures, "You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He tried to annex a small section of Wyoming, screaming at authority figures, "You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Counterfeiting American dollar bills with a face value of $12.50. When asked why they were counterfeiting such an odd amount, claimed they only wanted to print as much as they needed for the day.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Counterfeiting American dollar bills with a face value of $12.50. When asked why they were counterfeiting such an odd amount, claimed they only wanted to print as much as they needed for the day.

His favorite pastime is to get his gang of street toughs together and threaten to castrate mimes unless they speak.

 

[DeckardNYC]

His favorite pastime is to get his gang of street toughs together and threaten to castrate mimes unless they speak.

Selling swampland in Florida online.

 

[Series 6]

Selling swampland in Florida online.

Falsely predicting the end of the world

 

[holdingmyown11]

Falsely predicting the end of the world

Passing off his 3 series BMW as a 6 series

 

[Series 6]

Passing off his 3 series BMW as a 6 series

Caught in a sex for pancakes scandal at his local IHOP.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Caught in a sex for pancakes scandal at his local IHOP.

Trying to sell Northern Pennsylvania back to Connecticut.

 

[haventdonethat]

Trying to sell Northern Pennsylvania back to Connecticut.

Caught flying in a no fly zone.

 

[tallladiesman]

Caught flying in a no fly zone.

Nothing, they haven't done it

 

[DeckardNYC]

Nothing, they haven't done it

Going to unionize the side show workers at the transylvanian national circus.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Going to unionize the side show workers at the transylvanian national circus.

Following random women around and acting out Michael Jackson's video "The Way you Make me Feel," and yes, he begins every stalking--um, that is, every performance with, "You knock me off of my feet, now, baby. WOO!"

 

[DeckardNYC]

Following random women around and acting out Michael Jackson's video "The Way you Make me Feel," and yes, he begins every stalking--um, that is, every performance with, "You knock me off of my feet, now, baby. WOO!"

Leaving Florida without permission of his parole officer.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Leaving Florida without permission of his parole officer.

Punching old people in the kidney and when they go down he takes their wallets.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Punching old people in the kidney and when they go down he takes their wallets.

Operating without a license -- claimed it was ok because he slept at Red Lobster.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Operating without a license -- claimed it was ok because he slept at Red Lobster.

When he began talking, he was automatically arrested. One officer was quoted as saying, "His lips were moving, so I knew whatever he was trying to say had to be a lie."

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tore the tag off the pillow that said: "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW." Was sentenced to 30 years hard labor.

When he began talking, he was automatically arrested. One officer was quoted as saying, "His lips were moving, so I knew whatever he was trying to say had to be a lie."

Deckard is a politician? Is he secretly doubling as Hizzoner?

Trying to sell Northern Pennsylvania back to Connecticut.

NICE!!

 

[lanceGibs]

Tore the tag off the pillow that said: "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW." Was sentenced to 30 years hard labor.



Deckard is a politician? Is he secretly doubling as Hizzoner?



NICE!!

For insider trading to improve their value.

 

[kurrginatorX]

For insider trading to improve their value.

He tried to get rid of Dr. Pimple Popper so he could assume her business, but no one wants to watch Dr. Ass Lancer.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He tried to get rid of Dr. Pimple Popper so he could assume her business, but no one wants to watch Dr. Ass Lancer.

He is the original mayhem the commercial is patterned after

 

[VoraciousValue]

Arrested by Paris police for loudly professing his love for Olivia de Haviland outside of her apartment building.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He stuffed pork roasts down his pants at Wal-Mart and tried to tell the cashier, "Naw, I'm just hung like that."

 

[DeckardNYC]

He stuffed pork roasts down his pants at Wal-Mart and tried to tell the cashier, "Naw, I'm just hung like that."

Tried to sell the Brooklyn Bridge to his family. They turned him in.

 

[lanceGibs]

Tried to sell the Brooklyn Bridge to his family. They turned him in.

Intimidating cows in all farms of the district.