If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Deleted member 3041612]

It would be found out that she broke into several funeral parlors and cut the penises off the male bodies and was doing a mail order "Trump's Penis" business.

*the small ones used were spray painted orange*

He’s a go go dancer at a night club. He got a bit too into it and interrupted an FBI investigation when the beads on his bikinis broke off during an enthusiastic turn and got lodged in the throat of an undercover agent.

 

[kurrginatorX]

*the small ones used were spray painted orange*

He’s a go go dancer at a night club. He got a bit too into it and interrupted an FBI investigation when the beads on his bikinis broke off during an enthusiastic turn and got lodged in the throat of an undercover agent.

Hahahahahahahahahahha

Undercover agent BlackCaramelCreme could not be reached for comment.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Threatened to blow up Cleveland. Only come to find out, he meant Cleveland, Tennessee, not Ohio.

He was the nursing home pimp. Poor Ms. Peabody, at 95, he pushed her so hard to entertain on the Symbian.

GILFs on sybians--the next porn craze??

 

[kurrginatorX]

Threatened to blow up Cleveland. Only come to find out, he meant Cleveland, Tennessee, not Ohio.
GILFs on sybians--the next porn craze??

He was offering free moustache rides but his painted-on moustache was actually colored crazy glue, so he was charged with holding women against their will.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He was offering free moustache rides but his painted-on moustache was actually colored crazy glue, so he was charged with holding women against their will.

Arrested for the same crime when he used said Krazy Glue as a sexual lubricant.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Arrested for the same crime when he used said Krazy Glue as a sexual lubricant.

Busted for running a prostitution ring. His stable of women was made up of octogenarians.

 

[Tallulah82]

Busted for running a prostitution ring. His stable of women was made up of octogenarians.

Busted for trying to impersonate an octogenarian woman so he could be part of a ring. He should have tried better.

 

[mickyp123]

Busted for trying to impersonate an octogenarian woman so he could be part of a ring. He should have tried better.

For the callous demise of Wonky Donkey, by force feeding him with narcotics and using him as a drug mule

 

[MsNatalie99]

For the callous demise of Wonky Donkey, by force feeding him with narcotics and using him as a drug mule

Reanimating the corpse David Carradine and setting him up with a jerkmate account

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Reanimating the corpse David Carradine and setting him up with a jerkmate account

Based off of some of your stories I'd say they'd put you away for getting caught having sex in public

 

[MsNatalie99]

Based off of some of your stories I'd say they'd put you away for getting caught having sex in public

ouch.... Well I will say jaywalking.

Could have said misrepresenting of goods.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

ouch.... Well I will say jaywalking.

Could have said misrepresenting of goods.

I jaywalk every day of my life.

And you can't say it's a misrepresentation without trying it (;

 

[MsNatalie99]

I jaywalk every day of my life.

And you can't say it's a misrepresentation without trying it (;

Really? Weird I just did. OMG I'm MAGIC *

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Really? Weird I just did. OMG I'm MAGIC *

Well played

 

[MsNatalie99]

Well played

Thanks. Just being playful, no hard feelings

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Thanks. Just being playful, no hard feelings

No offense taken. Back to jaywalking I go

 

[DeckardNYC]

No offense taken. Back to jaywalking I go

Hijacking.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Streaking through time Square

Trying to bring prostitution back to Times Square.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Trying to bring prostitution back to Times Square.

Soliciting prostitution at Times Square

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Soliciting prostitution at Times Square

Impersonating a super hero...At Times Square??

 

[kurrginatorX]

Impersonating a super hero...At Times Square??

Baring her bum at Times Square

 

[DeckardNYC]

Baring her bum at Times Square

Imitating the Naked Cowboy.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Imitating the Naked Cowboy.

Selling secrets to the Russians.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Selling secrets to the Russians.

Stealing from lemonade stands.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stealing from lemonade stands.

Becoming a cat burglar. He has stolen over 150 cats and has given every one of them to Jada.