If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Deleted member 3041612]

Becoming a cat burglar. He has stolen over 150 cats and has given every one of them to Jada.

He has a lap dog fight circuit going. The champion is a Rottweiler (mom) mixed with Chihuahua (the dad) that he’s illegally trying to breed with pit bulls for better odds of winning at events.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He has a lap dog fight circuit going. The champion is a Rottweiler (mom) mixed with Chihuahua (the dad) that he’s illegally trying to breed with pit bulls for better odds of winning at events.

She offers people double what their homes are worth, then forces them to buy them back at four times the value.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She offers people double what their homes are worth, then forces them to buy them back at four times the value.

Putting crazy glue on the driver’s seats of the police cars just to see if they would be willing to take their pants off.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Putting crazy glue on the driver’s seats of the police cars just to see if they would be willing to take their pants off.

Seducing all the hot guys and not leaving any for the rest of us!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Asian_Flower was arrested for pilfering all the red dyes in town.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Asian_Flower was arrested for pilfering all the red dyes in town.

Stepped on Spongebob's pineapple house.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He thought she was a replicant but retired a human accidentally.

Making an ass of himself in a public platform.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Making an ass of himself in a public platform.

Exposing himself to Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart laughed and said Snoop Dogg had an anaconda.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Exposing himself to Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart laughed and said Snoop Dogg had an anaconda.

Paid for cigars with a $1,000 monopoly bill, and started screaming when the cashier would not give him his change.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Paid for cigars with a $1,000 monopoly bill, and started screaming when the cashier would not give him his change.

Placing Canadian pennies in rolls and attempting to deposit them. Yes, this is a nuisance crime, but we're talking about a man who has done far worse with far less, so send him to the pokey.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Placing Canadian pennies in rolls and attempting to deposit them. Yes, this is a nuisance crime, but we're talking about a man who has done far worse with far less, so send him to the pokey.

Autofellatio. Yes, its a crime in Florida (especially when you do it at the entrance to Epcot).

 

[kurrginatorX]

Autofellatio. Yes, its a crime in Florida (especially when you do it at the entrance to Epcot).

He seduces ninety year-old women just to get their pension checks.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Placing Canadian pennies in rolls and attempting to deposit them. Yes, this is a nuisance crime, but we're talking about a man who has done far worse with far less, so send him to the pokey.

Was arrested by the Mounties after trying to exchange rolls of Canadian pennies at a Canadian bank, not knowing that Canadian pennies went out circulation almost 20 years ago.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Was arrested by the Mounties after trying to exchange rolls of Canadian pennies at a Canadian bank, not knowing that Canadian pennies went out circulation almost 20 years ago.

Was arrested for throwing Canadian pennies on the ice during a Canadiens ice hockey game, an act that could have hurt many.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was arrested for throwing Canadian pennies on the ice during a Canadiens ice hockey game, an act that could have hurt many.

Caught picking his nose and wiping it on the underside of the table in a diner.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Caught picking his nose and wiping it on the underside of the table in a diner.

Masturbating in public, like usual.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Masturbating in public, like usual.

Using an extra seat on the subway for his heavy balls.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Using an extra seat on the subway for his heavy balls.

He's been arrested so many times now that the cops don't need a reason. He just stumbles into the precinct like Otis from Andy Griffith and locks himself away for a few days.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's been arrested so many times now that the cops don't need a reason. He just stumbles into the precinct like Otis from Andy Griffith and locks himself away for a few days.

Florida Man arrested for calling 911 for a ride home.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Florida Man arrested for calling 911 for a ride home.

Attempting to apprehend criminals like Batman, it was an undercover vice cop.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Attempting to apprehend criminals like Batman, it was an undercover vice cop.

Making all the girls cry.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Making all the girls cry.

After all this time, enough evidence had been collected to prove Deckard was actually talking for the dog that sent David Berkowitz on a murderous spree.

 

[Taegul]

After all this time, enough evidence had been collected to prove Deckard was actually talking for the dog that sent David Berkowitz on a murderous spree.

He dressed in a full-sized Pepé Le Pew costume and harassed every cat within a 6 mile radius of his home.

Cancel him!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

Indecent exposure

 

[mynameisben]

Driving 90 mph in a hospital zone.