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If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?
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dripping her sweet caramel creme all over causing a trail of bees to sting anyone that follows her
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dripping her sweet caramel creme all over causing a trail of bees to sting anyone that follows her
Running secret parties during lockdown.
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Dude not the beehive again...
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Sharpening his claws in public.
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She put a pole in her front yard and began practicing on it. There was also a hat out front for tips.
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The women got jealous when she modeled the boulder holders and eye patches (bras and g-strings) in Victoria’s Secret catching their mate’s attention.
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She couldn't explain her fetish with Tom Petty
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He tried to incorporate nudism into his sermons as he preached nude.
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She applied for the position of sketch artist. When asked to produce a fictitious work, she emptied an inkwell in her ass and farted it out on a piece of paper. She was immediately arrested but released a short time later because her "masterpiece" was actually influential in capturing a thief.
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Arrested on suspicion of murder during a Rorschach test after he identified one of the ink blots as that nice girl down the street that he killed 17 years ago.
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Arrested on suspicion of murder during a Rorschach test after he identified one of the ink blots as that nice girl down the street that he killed 17 years ago.
He was the last person arrested for marijuana possession in New York.
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He got arrested for pimping his ho's in Central Park yesterday and now is sharing a jail cell with VoraciousValue.
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He got arrested for pimping his ho's in Central Park yesterday and now is sharing a jail cell with VoraciousValue.
She would be arrested for turning the public at large into mindless zombies existing only to serve her will. She would be released, however, when we all would come forward and explain we were willing participants.
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Indecent exposure. Went to Walmart in booty shorts and a severely stretched child’s T-shirt which looked like a crop top when worn. No. Just no.
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She was arrested for causing a 10 car pile up on Main Street when she went jogging with no bra on.
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Arrested for recreating his avatar image outside on the sidewalk.
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BlackCaramelCreme was arrested because she tried paying for a stand mixer and a waffle maker with a million dollar bill from Monopoly and demanded the change.
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Did a test drive of a car, forced the salesperson out with horrible gaseous eruptions from a three week diet of pure cabbage, and then took off with the car.
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He used a snow board at the skate park
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Leading the US's Salvation Army in an attack on Canada.
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