If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[Lady_Libra_]

Two grapes…
Good luck scanning that. Lol

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A set of brass scales.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Beer. And a notebook for keeping track of points that don’t matter.

 

[PandemicReader8]

OK, I kind of get the toothpaste and can forgive the Buzz-Beer, but what the hell are you doing with a quart of honey, two corks and an extra large turkey baster?

 

[MedicalMuse]

OK, I kind of get the toothpaste and can forgive the Buzz-Beer, but what the hell are you doing with a quart of honey, two corks and an extra large turkey baster?

Wouldn’t you like to know?

Books. All the books. And one single gossip magazine hidden underneath.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Stay away from my National Enquirer!

Just be happy with your two thermometers and a drum of Vaseline!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Stay away from my National Enquirer!

Just be happy with your two thermometers and a drum of Vaseline!

Have you been talking to @muddler35? He lies.

I was more curious about the maraschino cherries and icy hot in yours. Got plans for a nice evening in?

 

[PandemicReader8]

In... and out... ::nod::

What about you and those persimmon Popsicles and the Preperation H?

 

[MedicalMuse]

In... and out... ::nod::

What about you and those persimmon Popsicles and the Preperation H?

Alliteration now too?

The H is to help you out when I’m finished with the honey and lube. Hurry up and check out, we need to get back to the room.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Bandaids and a jar of vaseline.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Bandaids and a jar of vaseline.

Don’t forget the popsicles and prep h. Gotta take care of my fellas.

Popcorn and beer.

 

[TongueLust]

Alcohol Wipes.
Ballpoint Pens.
Leave-In Conditioner.

 

[PandemicReader8]

A box of communion wafers, a pint of O+, two sleeves of cheap red plastic cups and coil of scratchy rope.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A mouse with a wooden leg.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Hey! Don't knock Fabio!

A tube of wart remover, a pack of corn pads and a prescription ointment to be "applied to the scaley area".

 

[Whiskeyjack]

A big sack foe his big dice

Chips and salsa.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A portable greenhouse.

 

[AlexBailey]

Raw chicken breasts, red potatoes, a wedge of Brie, broccoli, carrots, celery, shallots, a bottle of savignon blanc, fresh thyme, a jar of cardamom, a fresh loaf of French bread, reduced balsamic vinegar, a bottle of viagra and a condom.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

An upside-down pineapple.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Flashlights.

 

[PandemicReader8]

We meet again, Mr. Chair.
:: pets cat::

A bottle of Olde English, a bale of rags, fifty feet of chain, a padlock and a book entitled "So You Kidnapped Your Neighbor".

 

[Anastasia1999]

FFP2 masks, disinfectant, vodka, reading glasses and a bag of toffees.

 

[TongueLust]

Wine
Turnips
Sausages

 

[MidnightRyder007]

tongue ring and the book BJ for dummies

 

[TongueLust]

The book - Humor For Dummies.