If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[loquere]

Tofu spinach & oatmilk

 

[loquere]

Ketchup

 

[loquere]

Strawberries & champagne

 

[TongueLust]

Steak
Asparagus
Laundry Detergent

 

[Lily13]

Scented Candles
Spices
Sangria

 

[RachelWalsh]

Scented Candles
Spices
Sangria

Just baby oil and light bulbs. Lol

 

[loquere]

50 pounds of beef & 10 bottles of whiskey.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A six-foot mouse.

 

[loquere]

A cart full of anal lube.

 

[PandemicReader8]

A twelve pack of sponges, a jug of industrial hand cleaner and a jumbo enema bag.

 

[loquere]

One roll of toilet paper & five gossip magazines.

 

[loquere]

Aspirin

 

[lanceGibs]

A bucket for wet smiles

 

[loquere]

A large cucumber & a tub of vaseline

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A large cucumber & a tub of vaseline

Owl call, binoculars, spare batteries, and a bag of trail mix.

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

New top hats of various heights and monocle polish.

 

[PandemicReader8]

An at home waxing kit, a six pack of blue plastic razors - store brand, not Bic - and a dozen eyelass sticks.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Graph paper, doritos, and massage oil

Hair pins, fake flowers, kimono, and gummy bears

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A monocle.

 

[PandemicReader8]

A monocle.

Well, well... Mr. Chair.

An eyebrow waxing kit, store brand mixed nuts (now with less mouse hair), a pair of oversized tweezers and a half pack - clearance rack - of coffee filters.

 

[loquere]

Gasoline & matches

 

[lanceGibs]

Dentrifices

 

[loquere]

Shock & awe equipment

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Moose catchers.

 

[loquere]

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