If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[MedicalMuse]

Um. Probably some blindfolds and chapstick.

 

[13Fantasies]

Um. Probably some blindfolds and chapstick.

Scrubs. Even though she claims not to want no scrubs.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Pasta and wine

 

[13Fantasies]

Pasta and wine

Candles for the dinner I picked up.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A thesaurus.

 

[MedicalMuse]

A thesaurus.

Cue cards and bottle caps candy

 

[SunBuns]

A loaf of bread, cheese and a bottle of wine

 

[Violetvixen1]

Tickets to a nude beach and snacks for the trip

He better have the rolls!

 

[Shenanigans90]

And she’d better have the butter!!

A karaoke kit

 

[MedicalMuse]

A karaoke kit

A mitt and a bucket of baseballs

 

[Violetvixen1]

A mitt and a bucket of baseballs

Hmmm chicken thighs and a bottle of whiskey

 

[barefootgirl69]

Duct tape and Blindfolds.

 

[Violetvixen1]

Duct tape and Blindfolds.

Lol strawberry milkshakes?

 

[loquere]

A leather catsuit.

 

[13Fantasies]

A leather catsuit.

Mousetrap. The device not the game

 

[barefootgirl69]

Cheesecake for dessert after our impromptu dinner.

 

[13Fantasies]

Cheesecake for dessert after our impromptu dinner.

She bought a barf bag for me since I'm allergic to cheesecake.

 

[barefootgirl69]

She bought a barf bag for me since I'm allergic to cheesecake.

That's it! We're done! That's a hard limit.

Wait...that means more for me, right?

A apple for his dessert.

 

[13Fantasies]

That's it! We're done! That's a hard limit.

Wait...that means more for me, right?

A apple for his dessert.

More for you sounds like an ideal scenario.

An apple she got

 

[lanceGibs]

More for you sounds like an ideal scenario.

An apple she got

The 14 th Fantasy.

His new book released under a nom de plume

 

[loquere]

A bag of cherries & an instruction manual for making homemade cyanide.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

An inflatable helicopter.

 

[loquere]

Nine turkeys

 

[MedicalMuse]

Nine turkeys

Kumquat jelly, freshly butchered quail and c batteries.

 

[loquere]

Mushrooms from the northern forest & freshly stolen honey