If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[MedicalMuse]

Mushrooms from the northern forest & freshly stolen honey

What kind of mushrooms?

A picnic basket, fresh bread and a bottle of red wine

 

[PandemicReader8]

A 5 horsepower, kick start vibrator.

 

[loquere]

A red telescope

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Nipple juice (aka juice made from ground up nipples).

 

[loquere]

A copy of the book, How to be a cannibal for dummies.

 

[Lily13]

Hot dogs, beans, corn on the cob, and a bottle of bubbles

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Pizza-flavored popsicles and grape flavored pizza.

 

[loquere]

Half priced items

 

[lanceGibs]

Clamps to block cocks and other pissers from working to capacity

 

[barefootgirl69]

Half priced items

A new laptop and M&M peanuts.

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

A new laptop and M&M peanuts.

a pair of shoes

 

[barefootgirl69]

a pair of shoes

Nope.

Roast beef, dish soap, and cookies.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Rope. So much rope.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Rope. So much rope.

Collection of "How To For Dummies" books the store had in stock, duct tape, and a pack of Sharpies

 

[loquere]

Four packages of toilet paper

 

[Taegul]

Every time I see that name I think "liquor" so I'm gonna say beer!

 

[PandemicReader8]

Toe shoes, leopard print, and zero calorie yogurt

 

[loquere]

Legos

 

[TongueLust]

Vinegar.
Olive oil.
Romaine lettuce.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Googly eyes.

 

[loquere]

Frozen anchovy pizza

 

[loquere]

Orange umbrella

 

[Kat73]

Birdseed

 

[13Fantasies]

Birdseed

Lens cleaner

 

[lanceGibs]

Gramaphone records.