Laughter is Contagious
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Blonde Daughter
A woman and her very blonde daughter were riding in an old car one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "The heater is broken. Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the very blonde daughter was riding in the car with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The blonde replied, "The heater is broken. Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "my nose is cold."
The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the blonde and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the blonde girl was driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?".
A woman and her very blonde daughter were riding in an old car one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "The heater is broken. Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the very blonde daughter was riding in the car with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The blonde replied, "The heater is broken. Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "my nose is cold."
The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the blonde and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the blonde girl was driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?".
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Immigrant Couple
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens.
"It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?"
"Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!"
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens.
"It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?"
"Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!"
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Golf Lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are
playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The
husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says,
"No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?", asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your
wife's breast."
Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards
straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good
news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and
THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway about 15 feet.
"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth
and swing the club like you're supposed to!"
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are
playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The
husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says,
"No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?", asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your
wife's breast."
Taking the advice, he takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards
straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good
news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and
THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway about 15 feet.
"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth
and swing the club like you're supposed to!"
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Sloppy, I'm ripping this off for the Cat thread... 
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Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the
girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the
guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt
cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend
pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just
stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try
to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
Then the woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down
the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the
guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt
cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend
pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just
stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try
to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
Then the woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down
the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
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I can't remember if I posted this or not, maybe someone else did.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with
blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with
blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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The crime boss & his atty met w/ his acct. "Where’s the $3 million you embezzled from me?" demands the gangster. The acct. is silent. "Where’s my $3 million?" the crime boss shouts!
The lawyer explains, "Sir, the man is deaf. Allow me to translate."
So using sign language, the atty. asks the acct. about the money and the message is relayed back that the acct. knows nothing about it.
Furious, the crime boss pulls out a revolver and puts it to the deaf acct’s head, screaming at the lawyer, "Ask him again where my #$*&%@!#* money is!"
"Okay, okay!" the deaf acct. signs back. "the money is hidden behind the old toolshed in my back yard."
"What did he say?" demands the enraged crime boss.
The atty. replies, "He says you don’t have enough guts to pull the trigger."
The lawyer explains, "Sir, the man is deaf. Allow me to translate."
So using sign language, the atty. asks the acct. about the money and the message is relayed back that the acct. knows nothing about it.
Furious, the crime boss pulls out a revolver and puts it to the deaf acct’s head, screaming at the lawyer, "Ask him again where my #$*&%@!#* money is!"
"Okay, okay!" the deaf acct. signs back. "the money is hidden behind the old toolshed in my back yard."
"What did he say?" demands the enraged crime boss.
The atty. replies, "He says you don’t have enough guts to pull the trigger."
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Screwed
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a second hand car here we'd get screwed ..so we're just waiting.
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a second hand car here we'd get screwed ..so we're just waiting.
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Only in the deep South...
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog following.
He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a
cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The redneck cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat; he's cool cause I
got'im tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! you don't understand; your dog needs to be
bred.
"No way", the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry,
cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin".
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police
dog!"
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog following.
He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a
cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The redneck cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat; he's cool cause I
got'im tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! you don't understand; your dog needs to be
bred.
"No way", the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry,
cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin".
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police
dog!"
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Things I have done that I should have been sacked for...
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Today marks my two year anniversary at my current job - the longest I have ever held continuous employment at one company. Earlier, I had one of those "Remember when you did that thing with that bloke..." conversations with a colleague and I came to one inescapable conclusion - My Bosses Are Fucking Idiots.
No way should I still be employed here after some of the shit I've pulled.
In two years, I have had 2 disciplinaries, one formal written warning, a 42% lateness rate, countless verbal warnings and 17 performance improvement plans (Where they 'monitor' your performance for a set period and point out everything that you did wrong), with my initial 3 months probation period (which was then extended to 6) - this means that at no point have I been employed here without having some suited twat looking over my shoulder with a clipboard 'observing me in my work environment'
And STILL they haven't twigged that the best thing for them would be my instant dismissal.
Which brings me to the point of post - Things I have done that my company should have sacked me for a long time ago:-
1. Sent an e-mail to myself from my bosses PC implying that she was sexually harassing me, and then used it as leverage against her to escape a disciplinary.
2. Twice felt the need to go spend a 20 minute 'toilet' break on a hot summer's day after a morning spent ogling the female population of my office dressed in their skimpy outfits
3. Edited a chain E-mail to imply that reader should end their own life and then forwarded it on to a mailing list that included somebody that recently had tried and (unfortunately) failed to commit suicide.
4. Almost got my friend sacked in a prank gone horribly wrong after I used http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/html to send an e-mail that appeared to be from him to one of the office juniors. It read something along the lines of:
"Nice strappy shoes Gemma, I really like the way they show off your painted nails..... It makes me want to run my hard penis in between your toes and cum on your shin."
(realistically, I should have anticipated the shit-storm, that followed).
5. Racked up about 6 hours internet time a day, despite the company policy that anything over 1 hour is considered excessive.
6. Shot the Financial Director in the face with an elastic band gun, after seeing my friend about to come through the door and failing to notice the suited gentlemen walking one pace ahead of him.
7. Hid for an hour in the post room whilst said director tore the place to pieces interrogating people in an effort to find "That Cunt who shot me"
8. Sat at my desk for an entire morning happily munching a box of hash brownies, whiting out a few hours later and then being sent home by boss-lady because she was worried that I looked 'really pale'
9. Used the opportunity of looking very ill in public to take a further two weeks off work.
10. Not realised that an incoming call was actually from somebody in the Houses Of Parliament (one of our A-list clients) and answered the phone "What's up MotherFucker?!"
11. Outright lied to the same MP when he asked to speak to the manger by telling him that he had called a residential number - A fact he accepted despite having spent 5 minutes on our hold system listening our company's god awful theme music.
12. Put on a dodgy accent and pretended to be called 'Raoul' when said MP called back and, against all laws of probability, ended up speaking to me again.
13. Told a colleague whilst very drunk at office party that "I wouldn't fuck you if you were on fire"
14. Spent the next few days trying to work out exactly what the above sentence means
15. Ignored 30 minutes worth of phone calls to write this horse-shit.
Reply with quote
Today marks my two year anniversary at my current job - the longest I have ever held continuous employment at one company. Earlier, I had one of those "Remember when you did that thing with that bloke..." conversations with a colleague and I came to one inescapable conclusion - My Bosses Are Fucking Idiots.
No way should I still be employed here after some of the shit I've pulled.
In two years, I have had 2 disciplinaries, one formal written warning, a 42% lateness rate, countless verbal warnings and 17 performance improvement plans (Where they 'monitor' your performance for a set period and point out everything that you did wrong), with my initial 3 months probation period (which was then extended to 6) - this means that at no point have I been employed here without having some suited twat looking over my shoulder with a clipboard 'observing me in my work environment'
And STILL they haven't twigged that the best thing for them would be my instant dismissal.
Which brings me to the point of post - Things I have done that my company should have sacked me for a long time ago:-
1. Sent an e-mail to myself from my bosses PC implying that she was sexually harassing me, and then used it as leverage against her to escape a disciplinary.
2. Twice felt the need to go spend a 20 minute 'toilet' break on a hot summer's day after a morning spent ogling the female population of my office dressed in their skimpy outfits
3. Edited a chain E-mail to imply that reader should end their own life and then forwarded it on to a mailing list that included somebody that recently had tried and (unfortunately) failed to commit suicide.
4. Almost got my friend sacked in a prank gone horribly wrong after I used http://www.sharpmail.co.uk/html to send an e-mail that appeared to be from him to one of the office juniors. It read something along the lines of:
"Nice strappy shoes Gemma, I really like the way they show off your painted nails..... It makes me want to run my hard penis in between your toes and cum on your shin."
(realistically, I should have anticipated the shit-storm, that followed).
5. Racked up about 6 hours internet time a day, despite the company policy that anything over 1 hour is considered excessive.
6. Shot the Financial Director in the face with an elastic band gun, after seeing my friend about to come through the door and failing to notice the suited gentlemen walking one pace ahead of him.
7. Hid for an hour in the post room whilst said director tore the place to pieces interrogating people in an effort to find "That Cunt who shot me"
8. Sat at my desk for an entire morning happily munching a box of hash brownies, whiting out a few hours later and then being sent home by boss-lady because she was worried that I looked 'really pale'
9. Used the opportunity of looking very ill in public to take a further two weeks off work.
10. Not realised that an incoming call was actually from somebody in the Houses Of Parliament (one of our A-list clients) and answered the phone "What's up MotherFucker?!"
11. Outright lied to the same MP when he asked to speak to the manger by telling him that he had called a residential number - A fact he accepted despite having spent 5 minutes on our hold system listening our company's god awful theme music.
12. Put on a dodgy accent and pretended to be called 'Raoul' when said MP called back and, against all laws of probability, ended up speaking to me again.
13. Told a colleague whilst very drunk at office party that "I wouldn't fuck you if you were on fire"
14. Spent the next few days trying to work out exactly what the above sentence means
15. Ignored 30 minutes worth of phone calls to write this horse-shit.
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My Wife
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”
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The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
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Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
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Help Line Support and Support Groups.
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The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
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Upon completion of any of the above courses,
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AT THE
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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 31, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PMfor 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2: 00 PMfor 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PMfor 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noo n, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PMfor 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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