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#15. What movie titles would describe your 1st sexual experience and your last sexual experience?
 
ok....this has nothing to do with this thread, but it is a funny story;

about 5 yrs ago, the woman who would become my wife and I were working o/n at Wal-Mart. I was in the hardware dept., she was working in health and beauty, which is next to the pharmacy. A couple, a man and his wheelchair-bound wife, were shopping, and apparently her chair was squeaking. So the man asked L (my future spouse) where the WD-40 was located. L had never heard of this product, as so asked him what it was used for. He said it was a lubricant. So L took him to the pharmacy, to the condom aisle. Well, it wasn't there. So L brings him to me, and I show him where the WD-40 is. L then begins to tell me the story, and when she got to the "lubricant" part, I had to stop her......I knew where it was going.

To this day, we still joke about it :D

Um. She is a Texan who doesn't know what WD40 is?! This is the one that are old enough to be her dad right?? :cool:


#15. What movie titles would describe your 1st sexual experience and your last sexual experience?

1st: My bloody Valentine
Last: Sicko http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/sneezing-smiley.gif?1292867675
 
#15. What movie titles would describe your 1st sexual experience and your last sexual experience?
1st: Pillow Talk
Last: Mutual Needs
 
1st (although I'm indifferent to the title) "Field of Dreams" because it happened in a cornfield

Last - necessary roughness
 
What happened at IHOP? Was she was high, pretty sure that is the only reason people willing go to ihop, :cool:

no, she was not high....she was very naïve and sheltered growing up. One morning, L, H (another female friend) and I went to IHOP for breakfast. H ordered a cream cheese filled crepe. When she took a bite of it, cream cheese spurted down the front of her shirt, and she said it looked like jizz. L then asked "What's jizz?" I started laughing, and told her I would tell her later. She demanded to know what jizz was, getting louder and more agitated. Finally, I told her, and she went "Ewww." I think the man at the booth across from us enjoyed the conversation more than I did :rolleyes:
 
So we all like to brag about how good we are in bed. No one likes to talk a lot the mishaps and flubs, but we have all had them. So tell us:

#16. Tell us a funny or embarrassing sexual experience you have had.
 
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So we all like to brag about how good we are in bed. No one likes to talk a lot the mishaps and flubs, but we have all had them. So tell us:

#16. Tell us a funny or embarrassing sexual experience you have had.

We were going hot and heavy, I was on my tummy and he was pounding from behind. He pulled out just a tad too far and when he slammed back in, he missed and went Balls fucking deep into my ass. I screamed, bucked like a bronco and threw him off the bed and onto the floor. Funny now, but FUCK.
 
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