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#15. What movie titles would describe your 1st sexual experience and your last sexual experience?
Let's talk about sex baby...
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1st - Dazed and Confused
Last - Alone in the Dark
Last - Alone in the Dark
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1st. 8 Seconds
Last. Crazy, Stupid, Love
Last. Crazy, Stupid, Love
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Got fisted huh?
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ok....this has nothing to do with this thread, but it is a funny story;
about 5 yrs ago, the woman who would become my wife and I were working o/n at Wal-Mart. I was in the hardware dept., she was working in health and beauty, which is next to the pharmacy. A couple, a man and his wheelchair-bound wife, were shopping, and apparently her chair was squeaking. So the man asked L (my future spouse) where the WD-40 was located. L had never heard of this product, as so asked him what it was used for. He said it was a lubricant. So L took him to the pharmacy, to the condom aisle. Well, it wasn't there. So L brings him to me, and I show him where the WD-40 is. L then begins to tell me the story, and when she got to the "lubricant" part, I had to stop her......I knew where it was going.
To this day, we still joke about it
Um. She is a Texan who doesn't know what WD40 is?! This is the one that are old enough to be her dad right??
1st: My bloody Valentine
Last: Sicko http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/sneezing-smiley.gif?1292867675
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Um. She is a Texan who doesn't know what WD40 is?! This is the one that are old enough to be her dad right??
1st: My bloody Valentine
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I have another story, that happened at an IHOP....
and yes, I could be her dad
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1st (although I'm indifferent to the title) "Field of Dreams" because it happened in a cornfield
Last - necessary roughness
Last - necessary roughness
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I have another story, that happened at an IHOP....
and yes, I could be her dad
What happened at IHOP? Was she was high, pretty sure that is the only reason people willing go to ihop,
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Mine too, in the bed of his truck. Well it was a hay field but same diff.
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Cab of a truck lol
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What happened at IHOP? Was she was high, pretty sure that is the only reason people willing go to ihop,
no, she was not high....she was very naïve and sheltered growing up. One morning, L, H (another female friend) and I went to IHOP for breakfast. H ordered a cream cheese filled crepe. When she took a bite of it, cream cheese spurted down the front of her shirt, and she said it looked like jizz. L then asked "What's jizz?" I started laughing, and told her I would tell her later. She demanded to know what jizz was, getting louder and more agitated. Finally, I told her, and she went "Ewww." I think the man at the booth across from us enjoyed the conversation more than I did
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#1A Series of Unfortunate Events
#2 Girl, Interrupted
#2 Girl, Interrupted
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1st - Pain & Gain
Last - Fast & Furious
Pain and Gain is a good one! Oh, that virginity...
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So we all like to brag about how good we are in bed. No one likes to talk a lot the mishaps and flubs, but we have all had them. So tell us:
#16. Tell us a funny or embarrassing sexual experience you have had.
#16. Tell us a funny or embarrassing sexual experience you have had.
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We were going hot and heavy, I was on my tummy and he was pounding from behind. He pulled out just a tad too far and when he slammed back in, he missed and went Balls fucking deep into my ass. I screamed, bucked like a bronco and threw him off the bed and onto the floor. Funny now, but FUCK.
