Let's talk about sex baby...

[Suz_anne]

I like tush play but anal hurts. Not enough for me to not do it but my list of things I want in my tush, it wouldn't make my top 3. 1) 1 finger 2) 2 fingers 3) small plug

I have to be properly distracted (with a vibe or wand) to enjoy it.

Full anal, him finishing in my tush, happens 3-5 times a year here, but a finger happens weekly.

^^^^^^^^ My anal soul sister.

 

[Suz_anne]

Agreed. To be fair, having sex is consider a special occasion in my book.

With a rack like that??? That's a crime.

 

[IhateClowns]

Ah, so not so much a receiver of anal. What about being a giver?

I've done it in the past a few times. It's not something that I crave or anything. I like the taboo part of it, but that's really about it. I've asked my wife quite a few times, but more as a joke. Then I recently went Down on her, and slid my thumb up her ass. She had an extremely large orgasm from it. That's when she said we should revisit me fucking her in the ass.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

I've done it in the past a few times. It's not something that I crave or anything. I like the taboo part of it, but that's really about it. I've asked my wife quite a few times, but more as a joke. Then I recently went Down on her, and slid my thumb up her ass. She had an extremely large orgasm from it. That's when she said we should revisit me fucking her in the ass.

Have her skip take-out for a week, and don't fall for the, "you first" line.

 

[IhateClowns]

It's something he enjoys, but for me it's just kind of meh. It's not so much about the occasion, but the frequency. It isn't something I'm up for most of the time, but recognizing that he enjoys it, I concede periodically. So that makes it a special occasion.


Agreed.

So when you're drunk?

 

[IhateClowns]

Have her skip take-out for a week, and don't fall for the, "you first" line.

That was always her line prior to her really wanting to do it. For some reason she always had a rabbit toy in her hand when she would say that. I quickly shut me down.

 

[IhateClowns]

Love it....as long as there is lube and arousal. And a partner whom I can trust to go slow if my body is tensing up.

What is YOUR take on it, Mr Clowns??

How long did it take for you to actually love it? It couldn't have been on the first try.

 

[DarkSimian]

for me, it's always been the Holy Grail; something offered, but rarely received. I've been with many women that swear by it, and someday we might do it, but someday never happens. So I am somewhat obsessed with this one activity that, I fear, I will never partake of....

 

[Kat73]

Thanks to everyone who participated in the last question. It was a lot of fun reading those funny stories.

#17. What's your take on anal sex?

My first anal experience was bad. I was 18 and we had talked about it a bunch, he had fingered me and it felt good, I had done the same for him. We got lube, he lubed us both up and went to town. He thought my bucking and moans were for pleasure and held me down until he finished, about 3 minutes of extreme pain. After he felt bad, but we never tried again.

Anal can be pleasurable if I am relaxed and ready for it. I have had some incredible assgasms when it feels good. Hubby is rather endowed, so as some of the other ladies have said, special ocassions only. I was with a guy several months ago who was a bit smaller than average and it was completely pleasurable to have him pound me. So this is one area where size, for me, really does matter.

I have used a small vibe on him as well as finger while I am blowing him. What's good for the goose is good for the gander!!!

 

[INeedLove]

I've done it in the past a few times. It's not something that I crave or anything. I like the taboo part of it, but that's really about it. I've asked my wife quite a few times, but more as a joke. Then I recently went Down on her, and slid my thumb up her ass. She had an extremely large orgasm from it. That's when she said we should revisit me fucking her in the ass.

Interesting. I've had lots of guys say they prefer it because it's tighter and taboo. There is usually a preference for post shower cleanliness too. So I've had the impression most guys want it all the time. Thanks for your answer


"How long did it take for you to actually love it? It couldn't have been on the first try."

No, it wasn't that great the first time. But when my partner knows that lube is really important and is willing to go slow if needed, I can really get into it.

 

[numeniusa]

#17. What's your take on anal sex?

I love it too, now. This is recent, though. I also used to think 'ouch' having tried it unsuccessfully years ago, but we just weren't approaching it right. Early last year we sort of fell into trying it again, took it really slowly, gradually built up over a number of months with no particular end result in mind. But with plenty of lube, and plenty of gentle warm-up, it's soooooo good, I find myself demanding it. Now I (we) have the hang of it, it's not painful at all, just pure pleasure.

Different sensation for him too, I'm told, a different 'grip'.

I completely understand it's not for everyone, though, for lots of different and perfectly valid reasons.

 

[Suz_anne]

Have her skip take-out for a week, and don't fall for the, "you first" line.

Before I had my behymen popped, that was my stance. You want to put that up mine? Let's find an equivalent sized dildo for you to try first. If you like it, I'll try it.

So when you're drunk?

*nods* Or a little weed helps.

That was always her line prior to her really wanting to do it. For some reason she always had a rabbit toy in her hand when she would say that. I quickly shut me down.

Pussy.

 

[Little_Sister]

I was with a guy several months ago who was a bit smaller than average and it was completely pleasurable to have him pound me. So this is one area where size, for me, really does matter.

I totally agree. I have a small vibe that I can take pain free but my hubs is also well endowed so no matter how slow, or how much lube, it still hurts just because of his sheer size.

 

[IhateClowns]

Before I had my behymen popped, that was my stance. You want to put that up mine? Let's find an equivalent sized dildo for you to try first. If you like it, I'll try it.


*nods* Or a little weed helps.


Pussy.

Pretty much.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Before I had my behymen popped, that was my stance. You want to put that up mine? Let's find an equivalent sized dildo for you to try first. If you like it, I'll try it.


*nods* Or a little weed helps.


Pussy.

We give you all multiple orgasms every single time we walk in a room, and still we get push back. It's Festivus, Damn it.

And to answer the question. It's okay. Fun on occasion because it's a new hole to explore. It can feel tighter, because the pressure is in a different place. A few days of prep with a plug makes it go a lot smoother from my experience.

 

[blazin24]

I like tush play but anal hurts. Not enough for me to not do it but my list of things I want in my tush, it wouldn't make my top 3. 1) 1 finger 2) 2 fingers 3) small plug

I have to be properly distracted (with a vibe or wand) to enjoy it.

Full anal, him finishing in my tush, happens 3-5 times a year here, but a finger happens weekly.

How about a little tongue for tushy play?

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

With a rack like that??? That's a crime.

It's more than a crime. Crime feels too....mild?

Feels like treason, to me. Against what, I have no idea.

 

[Amalgamation]

I let my partner take the lead on the actual sex portion, but I enjoy tonguing and fingering a woman's arse. It has never been a demand, but it is a treat nonetheless when it happens.

 

[DarkSimian]

So we all like to brag about how good we are in bed. No one likes to talk a lot the mishaps and flubs, but we have all had them. So tell us:

#16. Tell us a funny or embarrassing sexual experience you have had.

this was about 10 yrs ago; I was dating a woman at work. One morning, we are eating breakfast, and I asked her what she wanted to do. She wanted to see a movie. Ok, but what theater is open at 8:00 on a Thursday morning? Well, the theater at the adult bookstore. I am walking around the store, while she is paying for the movie room, when the owner comes up and tells us that Thursday is "Gay Day", and they usually run gay movies all day. But, since we are the only customers, he will put in a regular movie; if anyone comes in, he will switch it out for a gay movie. Ok....so we are in watching the movie, and things get a little heated. I ask if she will blow me. She gets down on her knees, and I unzip, and pull out my member. She asks if I can pull my pants down a little, and I when I do, she starts laughing. Apparently, the peanut M&M on my boxers had grown a "nose" and she thought it was hilarious!

Later, telling that story to some friends, a girl actually spit out beer at hearing about "Gay Day" and the "nose"

 

[blazin24]

So we all like to brag about how good we are in bed. No one likes to talk a lot the mishaps and flubs, but we have all had them. So tell us:

#16. Tell us a funny or embarrassing sexual experience you have had.

Was parking and was on top of my GF on the console of the '82 Buick Regal. The State police pulled in beside us. He shined his flashlight in and ask, "how are you doing?" He asked my GF if she wanted to be here. LOL! Her reply was, "I'm naked aren't I?" "Carry on", he said.

The retire police officer and I workout together at the same gym.

 

[suckonsimon]

Was parking and was on top of my GF on the console of the '82 Buick Regal. The State police pulled in beside us. He shined his flashlight in and ask, "how are you doing?" He asked my GF if she wanted to be here. LOL! Her reply was, "I'm naked aren't I?" "Carry on", he said.

The retire police officer and I workout together at the same gym.

Now that is very civilized!

 

[Azuldrgon]

#16. Tell us a funny or embarrassing sexual experience you have had.

Falling off the bed was funny.
Getting caught by the kids.
Being asked by the father in law if we needed WD=40 because the bed squeaked so much when his daughter and I were dating.

 

[DarkSimian]

Falling off the bed was funny.
Getting caught by the kids.
Being asked by the father in law if we needed WD=40 because the bed squeaked so much when his daughter and I were dating.

it wasn't the bed, it was you....spray some WD-40 on your junk to get rid of those rusty nuts

 

[Azuldrgon]

#17. What's your take on anal sex?

I love providing. I have done it a few times. Wish I did it more.

Thankfully, I never took any. I'm not wired that way.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

#17. What's your take on anal sex?

I've done it twice, both with the same partner, a boyfriend about 15 years ago.

Like some of the other women said, it was meh. He liked it a lot, but was well endowed and as other ladies said, that's just not comfortable. And I hated the "gross out" factor afterward. Just. Ew.

Assplay is fine, and I've found men enjoy that quite a bit too. It provides that taboo factor perfectly.