Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[__Nathan1968]

The carolers knocked on her door
Complaining their voices were sore.
She welcomed them in,
And she wiped off her chin,

 

[Firecracker]

The carolers knocked on her door
Complaining their voices were sore.
She welcomed them in,
And she wiped off her chin,
For “White Christmas” was the encore!

 

[Trubbycat]

The mayor was caught at the video store

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

The mayor was caught at the video store
Lurking and skulking for sure

 

[__Nathan1968]

The mayor was caught at the video store
Lurking and skulking for sure
He was looking forlorn

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

The mayor was caught at the video store
Lurking and skulking for sure
He was looking forlorn
In search of good porn

 

[__Nathan1968]

The mayor was caught at the video store
Lurking and skulking for sure
He was looking forlorn
In search of good porn
And perhaps an available whore.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Up in the frosty North Pole

 

[__Nathan1968]

Up in the frosty North Pole
Mrs Clause was lubing her hole

 

[Photog1rl]

Up in the frosty North Pole
Mrs Clause was lubing her hole
She knew it was dry

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Up in the frosty North Pole
Mrs Clause was lubing her hole
She knew it was dry
And declared with a sigh

 

[Photog1rl]

Up in the frosty North Pole
Mrs Clause was lubing her hole
She knew it was dry
And declared with a sigh
Santa stick it in quick or i’ll die.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl with a Nikon lens

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl with a Nikon lens
Wanted to take hot nudes of her friends

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl with a Nikon lens
Wanted to take hot nudes of her friends
So Photogirl shot

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

A girl with a Nikon lens
Wanted to take hot nudes of her friends
So Photogirl shot
To her sudden distraught

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl with a Nikon lens
Wanted to take hot nudes of her friends
So Photogirl shot
To her sudden distraught
They weren’t all beautiful gems.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A guy with a handsome six-pack

 

[__Nathan1968]

A guy with a handsome six-pack
Sought a lass sporting a large rack

 

[AlexBailey]

A guy with a handsome six-pack
Sought a lass sporting a large rack
But signals were crossed

 

[__Nathan1968]

A guy with a handsome six-pack
Sought a lass sporting a large rack
But signals were crossed
And his salad was tossed

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A guy with a handsome six-pack
Sought a lass sporting a large rack
But signals were crossed
And his salad was tossed
So now he’ll have to back track.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl with a cute derrière

 

[Firecracker]

A girl with a cute derrière,
Would often eschew underwear.

 

[Trubbycat]

A girl with a cute derrière,
Would often eschew underwear.
Her twat would get cold