Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

Sorry for restarting one that had already finished. I probably wasn't on the last page. Ooops!

She wanted a new start in life,
A change from the sadness and strife.
So with wonderment, she went
To the mall and spent
 
She wanted a new start in life,
A change from the sadness and strife.
So with wonderment, she went
To the mall and spent
Money on clothes, to post on Fetlife
 
Just thought I'd kick-start this thread again, take turns, one line at a time

There once was a woman from Nantucket
 
There once was a woman from Nantucket
Who got her head stuck fast in a bucket
But try as she may
And to her utter dismay
 
There once was a woman from Nantucket
Who got her head stuck fast in a bucket
But try as she may
She struggled all day
 
A girl with a wild hot streak
Got into bed with a freak
The size of his nose

(couldn't think of anything else that might be large)
 
A girl with a wild hot streak
Got into bed with a freak
The size of his nose
She straddled and squoze
 
A girl with a wild hot streak
Got into bed with a freak
The size of his nose
She straddled and squoze
And after she came, she let him go Greek.
 
A doyenne of certain high class
Liked having sex outside on the grass
Her trysts were discreet
But green-stained her feet
 
A hunk who had muscles to flex
Found the 'roids affected his sex
He went to the doc
 
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A hunk who had muscles to flex
Found the 'roids affected his sex
He went to the doc
Concerned for his cock
 
A girl with a penchant for lust
Had a forty double-dee bust
She worked at a club
As a rent-a-Sub
 
The Sun Goddess brings a shine
And her pics and smile are divine
Though not from my hometown
She has some renown
 
The Sun Goddess brings a shine
And her pics and smile are divine
Though not from my hometown
She has some renown
I’d gladly invite her to dine.
 
A girl from the north part of Spain
Was verbose and loudly profane
Like a sailor she swore
 
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