Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Bdm20]

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A lady lay naked in bed
Thinking of all that he'd said
She grabbed her new toy
Thinking of the next door boy

 

[summer_reine]

A lady lay naked in bed
Thinking of all that he'd said
She grabbed her new toy
Thinking of the next door boy
And decided the toy was better

 

[Photog1rl]

A lady lay naked in bed
Thinking of all that he'd said
She grabbed her new toy
Thinking of the next door boy
And decided the toy was better

Can I laugh and love this? Perfect ending. I do think I have a man that would prove better but not all would

 

[Biggalute]

A handsome young man called Stan

 

[Trubbycat]

A handsome young man called Stan

Set out to start on his plan

 

[summer_reine]

A handsome young man called Stan
Set out to start on his plan
He called all his friends

 

[WerdNerd]

A handsome young man called Stan
Set out to start on his plan
He called all his friends
And bared their rear ends

 

[summer_reine]

A handsome young man called Stan
Set out to start on his plan
He called all his friends
And bared their rear ends
To prove that his was the hairiest

 

[Biggalute]

A woman from North Adelaide
Avoided the sun, in the shade

 

[Biggalute]

A woman from North Adelaide
Avoided the sun, in the shade
With her skin so fair
And passion in the air

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

A rich oilman named Tex
Had a weird fetish for sex

 

[__Nathan1968]

A rich oilman named Tex
Had a weird fetish for seX
He’d dress up in boots

 

[37_ttej]

A rich oilman named Tex
Had a weird fetish for sex
He’d dress up in boots
And sparkly pink suits

 

[Trubbycat]

A rich oilman named Tex
Had a weird fetish for sex
He’d dress up in boots
And sparkly pink suits
And cum all over the decks

 

[LizVegas79]

A tall Latina named Liz

 

[eric_erosfan]

A tall Latina named Liz
Was always thirsting for jizz

 

[LizVegas79]

A tall Latina named Liz
Was always thirsting for jizz
She would lick her lips

 

[eric_erosfan]

A tall Latina named Liz
Was always thirsting for jizz
She would lick her lips
And grab hold of his hips

 

[LizVegas79]

A tall Latina named Liz
Was always thirsting for jizz
She would lick her lips
And grab hold of his hips
And get a free boost from his biz!

 

[37_ttej]

If you’re after advice, ask the Doc

 

[eric_erosfan]

If you’re after advice, ask the Doc
He'll tell you what's wrong with your cock

 

[37_ttej]

If you’re after advice, ask the Doc
He'll tell you what's wrong with your cock.
With a laugh, “It’s too small”

 

[JustDave478]

If you’re after advice, ask the Doc
He'll tell you what's wrong with your cock.
With a laugh, “It’s too small”
But you can give it a haul

 

[37_ttej]

If you’re after advice, ask the Doc
He'll tell you what's wrong with your cock.
With a laugh, “It’s too small”
But you can give it a haul
While using this cute little sock.

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a nude sauna