Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[AbsintheFather]

A girl from the north part of Spain
Was verbose and loudly profane
Like a sailor she swore
Then flashed her back door

 

[Photog1rl]

A girl from the north part of Spain
Was verbose and loudly profane
Like a sailor she swore
Then flashed her back door
Saying I’d love to fuck you again

 

[Biggalute]

A lister who's good to me

 

[Photog1rl]

A lister who's good to me
Is severely allergic to bees

 

[Biggalute]

A lister who's good to me
Is severely allergic to bees
Stings she has to avoid

 

[Photog1rl]

A lister who's good to me
Is severely allergic to bees
Stings she has to avoid
So she stays unemployed

 

[SimonSex]

A lister who's good to me
Is severely allergic to bees
Stings she has to avoid
So she stays unemployed
Yet will do that for a fee

 

[37_ttej]

Her fees were attractively low

 

[SimonSex]

Her fees were attractively low
Tax deductible, don’tcha know

 

[37_ttej]

Her fees were attractively low
Tax deductible, don’tcha know
A service that could
(and many she would)
Blow you above and below.

 

[summer_reine]

A girl from the west Texas hills
Was a little behind on her bills

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

A girl from the west Texas hills
Was a little behind on her bills
She learned a new trick

 

[summer_reine]

A girl from the west Texas hills
Was a little behind on her bills.
She learned a new trick
That made money stick

 

[Biggalute]

A girl from the west Texas hills
Was a little behind on her bills.
She learned a new trick
That made money stick
She got to star in her high heels

 

[Biggalute]

There was a young man from Cordoba

 

[Biggalute]

There was a young man from Cordoba
With girls he fell short of his quota
As hard as he might try

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

There was a young man from Cordoba
With girls he fell short of his quota
As hard as he might try
Senoritas said goodbye
And left him with blue pelotas

 

[Trubbycat]

He had not been laid in years

 

[__Nathan1968]

He had not been laid in years
He thought is was ‘cause of his ears.

 

[Bdm20]

He had not been laid in years
He thought is was ‘cause of his ears.
They’re floppy like Dumbo

 

[__Nathan1968]

He had not been laid in years
He thought is was ‘cause of his ears.
They’re floppy like Dumbo
But his dick size is jumbo

 

[Photog1rl]

He had not been laid in years
He thought is was ‘cause of his ears.
They’re floppy like Dumbo
But his dick size is jumbo
So he was the fan of his peers

 

[Photog1rl]

A lady lay naked in bed

 

[Biggalute]

A lady lay naked in bed
Thinking of all that he'd said

 

[Photog1rl]

A lady lay naked in bed
Thinking of all that he'd said
She grabbed her new toy