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[SweetWitch]

In the meantime, might you have a pair of red-sequined two-inch heels I can borrow? Mine don't seem to be in the closet. Thanks.

Sorry, sugar, but my shoes are sacred to me. No one wears them but me.

 

[Recidiva]

Well, yes, you did read them more carefully than I did. My bad. I think I made the connection when she was pitying us both--I thought there was a direct connection later, but I can't find it (on a quick scan), so I'll assume I'm wrong (but I could cite where some others Cloudy likes to refer to as "the regulars" have made the link, if you'd like).

When she got around to saying what she pitied me for it was for bad behavior in suggesting that Scouries not be fed and posters not give him control over their actions. I said something about that, though, and I don't see where the "bad behavior" part was ever explained.

Or maybe it's just because I don't have any principles.

Helloooo. I can hear you. Maybe if you read what I wrote, rather than having your mind wander to your penis and assuming mine is too.

 

[SweetWitch]

This made me laugh.

Painfully unbelievable.
09/07/06 By: Anonymous
You tried to cover too much ground too quickly, and it just didn't fly. First off, you're trying to portray Clay as a sort of salt of the earth nice guy, but he behaves like an idiot. If he already recognized that she was a battered woman, why'd he physically block her escape? You've got him kissing her the day after they met, and fucking the day after that. He was insensitive and 'grabby,' blowing it off when she acted uncomfortable with his contact. It was almost caveman-pee-on-the-pinkytoe sort of laying scent. Not to mention the fact that she's got trust issues and was repeatedly raped and beaten by her husband, but she has no problem letting Farmer Bob hop on 48 hours after they'd met. Aside from a few skimpy words of dialogue, there was nothing to indicate that either one was attracted to the other. Also not buying the 280k ring. If she'd planned it like you said she did, she would have unloaded it close to home as soon as she could, instead of planning on selling off numerous cheaper pieces that would just leave a trail of pawn shops pointing to her new town. She wouldn't have thrown away something so valuable if she truly believed she would have to spend the rest of her life hiding from him. And let's be real. If the woman's speeding on the highway and chucks the ring, there's no way he's just going to find it unless he's driving 10mph.

And another on the same chapter of The Long Road:

Bullshit
09/07/06 By: Anonymous in USofA
$280,000.00 wedding ring? And she throws it out the car window even though she doesn't have much cash and will have to sell her jewelry. Not likely. This must be a bullshit story. I stopped reading before she raised the window.

 

[Darkniciad]

Nothing truer has ever been said. Can we get back to the purpose of this thread now?

Why, yes we can!

useless husband avoided wife
09/21/07 By: Anonymous in Ennui
The writing was good, but the long-term lying and ignoring his wife makes the useless husband in no manner a figure to sympathize with... limp character, no communication skills revealed him to be a self-righteous wanker, which also makes for a yawner of a tale that dumps all consequences of his devising onto the wife. Thanks for trying, maybe next time!

I was actually surprised "It Cuts Both Ways" didn't get more ( and far worse ) comments than this in Loving Wives, when Chris was written as a weak ( if not cuckold ) character on purpose, and ends up with a woman of questionable morals in the end of it. Jackie's consequences may be more dramatic and detailed, but nobody wins in this one.

 

[sr71plt]

Helloooo. I can hear you. Maybe if you read what I wrote, rather than having your mind wander to your penis and assuming mine is too.

Well, OK, since you don't want to take any form of backing away from nonsense, I have no doubt at all you were trying to get me linked with Scouries in the "pity" post or in the followup post below. I was just trying to be polite--because, you know, it doesn't really mean squat.

It's the technique you "regulars" have and have refined to beat down anyone else joining in discussions here. And there you go with the fixation on my penis. When logic on the topic fails, turn to scatology and personal attack.

In your combined state, you're not very far off of Scouries at all--except, as in the "honors" list series, he does appear a lot more clever than some others here--he certainly takes some fresh approaches to mischief.

I'm immune to you and Scouries. I think you both overestimate your influence. You definitely overestimate that it's in any way a learning experience or an overall positive one.

 

[SweetWitch]

Why, yes we can!

I was actually surprised "It Cuts Both Ways" didn't get more ( and far worse ) comments than this in Loving Wives, when Chris was written as a weak ( if not cuckold ) character on purpose, and ends up with a woman of questionable morals in the end of it. Jackie's consequences may be more dramatic and detailed, but nobody wins in this one.

I have one like that myself. I already posted the worst off that story.

Here's one from the second chapter of "The Spell of Appalachia."

Too
10/13/06 By: Anonymous
sappy.

Pretty much to the point, eh?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, OK, since you don't want to take any form of backing away from nonsense, I have no doubt at all you were trying to get me linked with Scouries in the "pity" post or in the followup post below. I was just trying to be polite--because, you know, it doesn't really mean squat.

It's the technique you "regulars" have and have refined to beat down anyone else joining in discussions here. And there you go with the fixation on my penis. When logic on the topic fails, turn to scatology and personal attack.

In your combined state, you're not very far off of Scouries at all--except, as in the "honors" list series, he does appear a lot more clever than some others here--he certainly takes some fresh approaches to mischief.

Enough, already! Damn.

 

[sr71plt]

So, has anyone else gotten ones like this?

09/07/07Anonymous

(blank), with a zero rating.

leaving them speechless but wanting to relate to the story somehow.

 

[Darkniciad]

didn't like the TV show
11/13/06 By: Anonymous
like this even less

LST3K, naturally.

Gotta love it

My only dissapointment is that I don't get enough hate mail on my LST3Ks. I'd always planned to put a couple of those up on still-store in every episode.

 

[MzDeviancy]

So the opposite really. It was an apology, not a complaint - just a very circumlocutious one!

Shanglan

Well, crud. Would you believe I got 90-something percent in English?

...although, I'm still better off than a guy in my twelfth grade English class who upon reading 'Crazy Jane Talks with the Bishop', turned around and said to me, ''Kay, I don't get it. Was she like tryin' to get with the bishop or somethin'?"

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've been accused of being her as well. I thought it was a hell of a compliment.

Dear lord, she's everywhere!

Well, yes, you did read them more carefully than I did. My bad. I think I made the connection when she was pitying us both--I thought there was a direct connection later, but I can't find it (on a quick scan), so I'll assume I'm wrong (but I could cite where some others Cloudy likes to refer to as "the regulars" have made the link, if you'd like).

Thank you, that's very decent of you. Certainly being compared to Scouries is enough to rile pretty much anyone. I just hate to see you and Recidiva caught in the crossfire.

When she got around to saying what she pitied me for it was for bad behavior in suggesting that Scouries not be fed and posters not give him control over their actions. I said something about that, though, and I don't see where the "bad behavior" part was ever explained.

Ahhhh ... possibly that teensy bit about getting upset with Recidiva herself over something she didn't say? You did rather go on the warpath. I assumed that that was what she was talking about. Just to be clear, I'm not trying to be accusatory about that; rather, I'd hate to see bad blood between you and Recidiva if there needn't be. She's awfully good fun.

Unfortunately, I seem to have come in a bit late for that. Ah well.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well, crud. Would you believe I got 90-something percent in English?

...although, I'm still better off than a guy in my twelfth grade English class who upon reading 'Crazy Jane Talks with the Bishop', turned around and said to me, ''Kay, I don't get it. Was she like tryin' to get with the bishop or somethin'?"

Well, to be fair, the texts you were reading for English had some sort of quality standards being applied to them - unlike my own bizarre ramblings.

 

[sr71plt]

Here's a progression (most recent first) that I rather enjoyed on one of my stories. The first commenter seemed quite concerned for me personally; the second poster spoke for the world but called in from Oz; the third poster wants me to write the stories he/she would write if they had the time--and if I could find the "always" formula (and I especially liked the "practice" comment, as I had about 50 stories posted at that point); and the fourth poster obviously is the only brilliant one in the bag (thanks Mom!).


Master Craftsman
10/18/06 by Anonymous in USA
This prolific writer continues to show that there's more than one way (or even two or three) to craft an excellent story.



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promise, but practice makes perfect
10/16/06 by Anonymous in USA
This story would have greatly been enhanced by: 1. A sense of anticipation 2. Dialogue Practice writing dialogue and you will find that your stories greatly improve.


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Please stop writing
10/16/06 by Anonymous in Oz
Please stop writing. The world thanks you!


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Great!
10/16/06 by Anonymous in usa
The old guy played with you like you were a little doll. Imagine what he'd do to you if he found out you fucked his wife.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I love when they get concerned for my personal welfare or the safety of my immortal soul. Ages ago in another forum, I got "Liked the work, very interesting, but I urge you to seek Jesus."

 

[sr71plt]

I love when they get concerned for my personal welfare or the safety of my immortal soul. Ages ago in another forum, I got "Liked the work, very interesting, but I urge you to seek Jesus."

If I were irreverent (which I'm not, of course), I think I would have responded, "Why? Does he have a bigger one than you do?"

 

[SweetWitch]

Apparently, not only is my story a waste of time, but it's stupid as well.

That sucked!
10/14/05 By: Anonymous
Talk about stupid and a waste of time!
Terrible story line!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

If I were irreverent (which I'm not, of course), I think I would have responded, "Why? Does he have a bigger one than you do?"

Damn. Just missed me; had a mouthful of water just second before reading that.

And here I was thinking something tame like "Thanks, but I think I've found him behind the sofa."

 

[sr71plt]

Sorry, sugar, but my shoes are sacred to me. No one wears them but me.

OK, then how about a pair of gold lamé pumps with one-inch heels?

 

[SweetWitch]

OK, then how about a pair of gold lamé pumps with one-inch heels?

Sorry, but that rule applies to all my shoes -- all 58 pairs of them.

 

[sr71plt]

Sorry, but that rule applies to all my shoes -- all 58 pairs of them.

OK, I think the white satin slippers will do--if their heels will click.

 

[SweetWitch]

OK, I think the white satin slippers will do--if their heels will click.

You can always dip them in red dye and glue sequens to them.

 

[MzDeviancy]

I love when they get concerned for my personal welfare or the safety of my immortal soul. Ages ago in another forum, I got "Liked the work, very interesting, but I urge you to seek Jesus."

They are a puzzle, ain't they?

I truly enjoyed the fellow who accidentally wandered into BDSM, Incest and Nonconsent, read all my stories, then posted defaming my characters for their deplorable lack of morals. Really, the poor guy - what is this world coming to when you can't count on stories with incestuous rape to feature morally upright characters?

 

[sr71plt]

You can always dip them in red dye and glue sequens to them.

But wouldn't Eleanor see right through that? She was such a clothes horse, you know.

 

[sr71plt]

They are a puzzle, ain't they?

I truly enjoyed the fellow who accidentally wandered into BDSM, Incest and Nonconsent, read all my stories, then posted defaming my characters for their deplorable lack of morals. Really, the poor guy - what is this world coming to when you can't count on stories with incestuous rape to feature morally upright characters?

Gawd, we're so lucky he didn't wander into this thread.

 

[SweetWitch]

Gawd, we're so lucky he didn't wander into this thread.

What? You don't think he'd find our intellectual discussions on the subjects of rape, incest, porn and fucking to be within the parameters of upright Christian behavior?