JedNtheMtns
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...maybe a good place to lounge around in the nude...The hotel made a mistake and I now have a beautiful room with a huge balcony to sit on!
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...maybe a good place to lounge around in the nude...The hotel made a mistake and I now have a beautiful room with a huge balcony to sit on!
Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waitress over!So you’re now incruduless
NA-ked! NA-ked!! NA-ked!!!...maybe a good place to lounge around in the nude...![]()
Let‘s not get carried away. There are balconies on either side and right opposite....maybe a good place to lounge around in the nude...![]()
Did guess that...however, look where we are, and letting one's mind wander to wishing to see a lovely NAKED fräulein on the next balcony will give another a beautiful, positive experience for their dayLet‘s not get carried away. There are balconies on either side and right opposite.
Good on ya!I emailed my previous employer and said thanks but not thanks to going back and I feel good about it.
I emailed my previous employer and said thanks but not thanks to going back and I feel good about it.
I don’t know why this reminded me, but once our cat brought a mouse inside. It was early morning and I was just about to eat breakfast. I look down and there is a mouse and the cat. At first I thought fuck, how am I gonna get this mouse out. Then it clicked. I patiently waited for the cat to pick up the mouse with her mouth.Our cat made her first kill... she left a mouse for my niece to find. Positive side - I didn't have to see it!![]()
All the better to me.Let‘s not get carried away. There are balconies on either side and right opposite.
Too bad the Cardinals don't leave Arizona. Not sure why but ever since they left ASU & got their own stadium . . . all the games are sell outs. Depending who they play (Dallas, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, & more), over half the fans are for the visiting teams . . . They Cards have sucked for so long. They should get rid of them because of it. Then they can become a better team. I've never been a Cards fan.I'm a Cardinals fan and it still boggles the mind that the Browns might have stayed in St. Louis if the original plan to move the Cardinals to Houston came to be.
Like they always said, St. Louis was "first in shoes, first in booze, and last in the American League."![]()
One of faves! Great movie! Awesome comedy! THXIn case there’s a need for a theme song in this thread.
My Eloise is an indoor cat. Still, I think if she got out, she'd be running the neighborhood like a thug.Our cat made her first kill... she left a mouse for my niece to find. Positive side - I didn't have to see it!![]()
You? Afraid of blood? Who are you and what did you do with Carmen?My Eloise is an indoor cat. Still, I think if she got out, she'd be running the neighborhood like a thug.
Anyhoodle, hubby was replacing the sliding glass doors to our den and he put up a tarp overnight. I guess at some point a mouse got in and Eloise snatched it up. I woke up to a half eaten carcass right in the middle of the dining table.
I swear I wanted to burn the table. There was blood spots all over it and I was thinking just how much blood did that stupid mouse have?!
I still shiver thinking about it!
I'll sound like a complete wuss for this but at least 10 years ago I remember a mouse shredding one of my uniform shirts in my dryer and spending the next 30 seconds pointing at the mouse, until my cat figured out what it was and heroically jumped in and grabbed it, then growled at me when I lifted her out, I think she thought I'd try to take it off her, God bless that catI don’t know why this reminded me, but once our cat brought a mouse inside. It was early morning and I was just about to eat breakfast. I look down and there is a mouse and the cat. At first I thought fuck, how am I gonna get this mouse out. Then it clicked. I patiently waited for the cat to pick up the mouse with her mouth.
That was my opportunity. I picked the cat up with the mouse in her mouth and threw them both into the garage![]()
At least the kitty knew to eat at the tableMy Eloise is an indoor cat. Still, I think if she got out, she'd be running the neighborhood like a thug.
Anyhoodle, hubby was replacing the sliding glass doors to our den and he put up a tarp overnight. I guess at some point a mouse got in and Eloise snatched it up. I woke up to a half eaten carcass right in the middle of the dining table.
I swear I wanted to burn the table. There was blood spots all over it and I was thinking just how much blood did that stupid mouse have?!
I still shiver thinking
The football Cardinals sucked most of the years they were in St. Louis too. Never won a playoff game in St. Louis.Too bad the Cardinals don't leave Arizona. Not sure why but ever since they left ASU & got their own stadium . . . all the games are sell outs. Depending who they play (Dallas, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, & more), over half the fans are for the visiting teams . . . They Cards have sucked for so long. They should get rid of them because of it. Then they can become a better team. I've never been a Cards fan.
The football Cardinals sucked most of the years they were in St. Louis too. Never won a playoff game in St. Louis.
You say that now until they try to lock us down againDid the table get Hantavirus?![]()
No. To be fair, when they moved to St. Louis, I wouldn't be born for another 20 years.Did you ever attend a game when they were the Chicago Cardinals?![]()
LOTPS: I still haven't gotten a mouse in my house since I bought it
I probably just jinxed myself now though