Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Recooter]

It’s super easy once you know/have been shown the trick. I’ve converted a Litster in my time.

I’m more than interested in learning

 

[StillRain]

I’m more than interested in learning

I mean, just to be clear, I was talking about folding sheets not dick sucking but I guess I can give you some tips on how to do that too.

 

[Recooter]

I mean, just to be clear, I was talking about folding sheets not dick sucking but I guess I can give you some tips on how to do that too.

Lol. I was honestly thinking about folding those fucking fitted sheets, but now that you bring cocksucking into it, I may just wrap that fitted sheet into a ball and stuff it into a drawer like I have been doing for years!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

But did you fold the fitted sheet properly?

I got this skill down! The first time I managed it, I actually took a photo and posted on Facebook, lol.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Lol. I was honestly thinking about folding those fucking fitted sheets, but now that you bring cocksucking into it, I may just wrap that fitted sheet into a ball and stuff it into a drawer like I have been doing for years!

Exactly what I do

 

[Photog1rl]

No.



No.



Yes.



No.

Rude!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol. I was honestly thinking about folding those fucking fitted sheets, but now that you bring cocksucking into it, I may just wrap that fitted sheet into a ball and stuff it into a drawer like I have been doing for years!

Exactly what I do

Me three!!!

 

[Photog1rl]

Lol. I was honestly thinking about folding those fucking fitted sheets, but now that you bring cocksucking into it, I may just wrap that fitted sheet into a ball and stuff it into a drawer like I have been doing for years!

Exactly what I do

Heathens.

 

[Photog1rl]

Me three!!!

Et tu, @SassySheDevil?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Et tu, @SassySheDevil?

LOL Those damn things are like 3x bigger than I am. That's like tackling a wild boar!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Someone recently told me they could fold a fitted sheet. I struggled to believe it, if the person wasn’t so trusty.

But I can! It’s not hard.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Heathens.

Oh the fitted sheet thing only scratches the surface of my heathenness.

But I can! It’s not hard.

Now you're just bragging. Also it's very hard. If you know what I'm saying.

 

[Photog1rl]

But I can! It’s not hard.

We’re twining! I can too. I hadn’t considered it a skill to be proud of but now…

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh the fitted sheet thing only scratches the surface of my heathenness.

Now you're just bragging. Also it's very hard. If you know what I'm saying.

Haaaaard.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Haaaaard.

In the words of Bob Seger...like a rock.

 

[Photog1rl]

In the words of Bob Seger...like a rock.

You know, you hear that all over Lit but it doesn’t always turn out to be true

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

You know, you hear that all over Lit but it doesn’t always turn out to be true

Bwahahaha well, ya know, sometimes you just need the right inspiration.

 

[Photog1rl]

Bwahahaha well, ya know, sometimes you just need the right inspiration.

True words! I know it's been hit or miss for me.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

True words! I know it's been hit or miss for me.

Haha Honestly? The misses don't matter if the hits are excellent.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Haha Honestly? The misses don't matter if the hits are excellent.

I seem to recall no issues in that department

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I seem to recall no issues in that department

Well of course not

 

[Photog1rl]

I seem to recall no issues in that department

Ooh is that an endorsement Muse? Interesting, very interesting.

 

[StillRain]

Rest assured if I’m in your bedroom I’m definitely side-eyeing your linen before I’m eyeing your dick. If those things are all crumpled like they’ve been balled up and tosssed in the back of ya moth ridden storage chances are your dick in my mouth is a one-time deal or I’m finding the exit before that happens.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Rest assured if I’m in your bedroom I’m definitely side-eyeing your linen before I’m eyeing your dick. If those things are all crumpled like they’ve been balled up and tosssed in the back of ya moth ridden storage chances are your dick in my mouth is a one-time deal or I’m finding the exit before that happens.

Damn, that's a hardline stance.

 

[Photog1rl]

Damn, that's a hardline stance.

Hardline but fair. If there is no attempt to organize the sheets, how might your personal hygiene be?