Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[SassySheDevil]

Can we at least all agree that when it comes to blowjobs the journey is the thing?
It’s not so much about cumming as it is a penis and a mouth having fun together.

That's a pretty head.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's a pretty head.

And a pleasant mouth.

 

[NudistDavid]

Okay… so I was thinking about blowjobs and how they’re pretty much the best thing that exists on planet earth. And then I thought about the fact that some people are more likely to get fucked by Bigfoot than get a blowjob. But then there are some people, like rockstars, celebrities and athletes, who can’t turn around without their dick ending up in someone’s mouth.

As I grew chartreuse with envy at this latter scenario, I wondered, who has received the most blowjobs in all of history?

So what say ye, people of Lit? Who do you think has received more mouth hugs than anyone else?

My early guesses were Genghis Khan, Jack Nicholson, Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger.

I need this for a research project. I’m trying to catch up to the leader. Just gotta get that first one…

My guess would be Wilt Chamberlain ...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Can we at least all agree that when it comes to blowjobs the journey is the thing?
It’s not so much about cumming as it is a penis and a mouth having fun together.

Right. It’s about the journey. Also, it’s about cumming. Let’s not forget that part.

 

[Trekka]

I don't want to pee on my partners face

the secret to relationship longevity right here, folks

 

[Trekka]

Right. It’s about the journey. Also, it’s about cumming. Let’s not forget that part.

I feel like you’re begging me to post the squirt-angel photo.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I feel like you’re begging me to post the squirt-angel photo.

Please.

 

[Dribble]

Lurks a while longer

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like you’re begging me to post the squirt-angel photo.

I don’t know what this is. But I assure you, I’m not.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I don’t know what this is. But I assure you, I’m not I am.

I think that's a yes.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think that's a yes.

Me too!!

 

[Trekka]

I don’t know what this is. But I assure you, I’m not.

You’re so cute when you play dumb.

It’s that photo of all the bodily fluids me n’ the Viking left behind, in the shape of a heavenly angel. The one that made you wanna hurl.

Because you’re a nancy boy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You’re so cute when you play dumb.

It’s that photo of all the bodily fluids me n’ the Viking left behind, in the shape of a heavenly angel. The one that made you wanna hurl.

Because you’re a nancy boy.

I genuinely don’t remember this. It sounds like something I would have blocked out in some kind of PTSD state.

-Nancy Boy

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You’re so cute when you play dumb.

It’s that photo of all the bodily fluids me n’ the Viking left behind, in the shape of a heavenly angel. The one that made you wanna hurl.

Because you’re a nancy boy.

First, he’s not playing.

Second, I wanna see!!!

 

[Lady2020]

Thanks for the laugh, Nancy.

 

[Photog1rl]

Please.

Oh @Indiesoul lol

 

[SassySheDevil]

Okay. I went to bed last night worried I would miss the picture... Uh.. Good morning @Trekka !!

 

[Trekka]

Okay. I went to bed last night worried I would miss the picture... Uh.. Good morning @Trekka !!

Good day to you, @SassySheDevil!
Nope, you did not miss the photo*

Only five people on earth have seen that photo.
Two of them are myself and the viking.
One is dead.
One of them is @Lord Pmann.
His claims of memory loss and PTSD are likely valid; he was pretty horrified.
The image he beheld looked nothing like the after-glow of the abused watermelons with which he typically keeps congress.

*photo is of trekka and viking's first post-sex bedsheet, with bodily fluids in the shape of a snow lustful angelwhore. wisewomen say the sex-angel is an omen of good relationship fortune.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Good day to you, @SassySheDevil!
Nope, you did not miss the photo*

Only five people on earth have seen that photo.
Two of them are myself and the viking.
One is dead.
One of them is @Lord Pmann.
His claims of memory loss and PTSD are likely valid; he was pretty horrified.
The image he beheld looked nothing like the after-glow of the abused watermelons with which he typically keeps congress.

*photo is of trekka and viking's first post-sex bedsheet, with bodily fluids in the shape of a snow lustful angelwhore. wisewomen say the sex-angel is an omen of good relationship fortune.

haha that is awesome. Funny how we take pictures of that kind of thing. Growing up. Lord help anyone who wets the bed. Adult. "Look at the mess I made!!"

 

[Lord Pmann]

Only five people on earth have seen that photo.
Two of them are myself and the viking.
One is dead.
One of them is @Lord Pmann.
His claims of memory loss and PTSD are likely valid; he was pretty horrified.
The image he beheld looked nothing like the after-glow of the abused watermelons with which he typically keeps congress.

Sometimes you feel cool when you’re part of an exclusive club.

Sometimes you try to block it from your memory.

 

[Trekka]

Sometimes you feel cool when you’re part of an exclusive club.

Sometimes you try to block it from your memory.

are we to assume the mess on the bed after you're done sex-ing is made of gold dust and rose petals? arranged thusly?

https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/75/34/21/360_F_275342111_brd6om4MtOaXkLGXW1YrSVw27qeSczT3.jpg

 

[Dribble]

I don't know...but I do know it takes more than 4 tuners on a 6 string guitar...and it sucks having a broken 6th string...need that high E

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't know...but I do know it takes more than 4 tuners on a 6 string guitar...and it sucks having a broken 6th string...need that high E

Right? If I were to do a Rorschach Cumblot the number of strings on a guitar would be appropriate.

And then it would get put in the Louvre or the Met.

 

[Trekka]

If his moneyshot winds up in the Louvre I want 10%

 

[Lord Pmann]

If his moneyshot winds up in the Louvre I want 10%

I think Da Vinci’s friend also got 10% when the Mona Lisa went in.