Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[aussiegeekygal]

Without being someone who enjoys seeing balls… I can’t describe how badly I want someone to do this.

Right?!?!

C'mon default, do it for me

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is bra another term for underwear … is that what tightie whities are…, bras for balls?

They’re called “Bralls”.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I haven’t dipped my balls into any foods that I can think of. I’m with you though, soy sauce isn’t it. I don’t particularly care for it anyway.

I think I’d go with something sweet. Maybe a cinnamon roll. I like sweets. Or honey. Or maple syrup.

We already have a “Things you’d lick off a dick” thread, is it time for a “Things you’d dip your balls into” thread?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

We already have a “Things you’d lick off a dick” thread, is it time for a “Things you’d dip your balls into” thread?

Please don't make me look at pmann's dick.
Surely you can use chocolate syrup or something. Right Hotwords??!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Please don't make me look at pmann's dick.
Surely you can use chocolate syrup or something. Right Hotwords??!

Technically, you would only be looking at his balls.

Chocolate syrup? They would be some tasty testes!

 

[Lord Pmann]

We already have a “Things you’d lick off a dick” thread, is it time for a “Things you’d dip your balls into” thread?

I think it is.

Please don't make me look at pmann's dick.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Never too much.
And I protest a lot

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

We already have a “Things you’d lick off a dick” thread, is it time for a “Things you’d dip your balls into” thread?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Never too much.
And I protest a lot

You know that kind of talk is right up my alley.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You know that kind of talk is right up my alley.

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This is a side of you I wasn't expecting

 

[Photog1rl]

You know that kind of talk is right up my alley.

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Those shop vacs put up a fight huh?

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is a side of you I wasn't expecting

Are you new here?

Those shop vacs put up a fight huh?

Not like the horses.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

This is a side of you I wasn't expecting

I’m shocked that you’re surprised. Have you met him?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m shocked that you’re surprised. Have you met him?

Right? It's kind of my thing. Horses, vacuums and being a little forceful is my legacy 'round these parts.

I suspect Aussie was just too despondent over me not showing her my dick that she couldn't think concentrate on anything else.

 

[Broken_paladin]

Are you new here?



Not like the horses.

I think you left your stable gate unlocked again

 

[Taegul]

But also, @Lord Pmann, do you think this is true?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Right? It's kind of my thing. Horses, vacuums and being a little forceful is my legacy 'round these parts.

I suspect Aussie was just too despondent over me not showing her my dick that she couldn't think concentrate on anything else.

I think I refused to associate you with any semblance of sexuality?
Now I've seen your dick and everything is just so confusing

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think I refused to associate you with any semblance of sexuality?
Now I've seen your dick and everything is just so confusing

It's kind of like that movie Pleasantville where everything seemed so drab and grey. Then you saw the video of my dick in a vacuum and the world lit up and turned full colour.

It's kind of coincidental that you finally saw it after you finally gave a blowjob and shaved your bush. What are the odds?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What can I say?
I'm evolving

 

[drobert44]

Geez, this site is so full of pervs.
Like me.......

 

[Broken_paladin]

What can I say?
I'm evolving

evolving? I am so confused, I just thought I was witnessing you and pmann courting each other

 

[JillPaula]

I've always felt that, for the most part, "weird" is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

evolving? I am so confused, I just thought I was witnessing you and pmann courting each other

Bahahahahahaha

 

[Broken_paladin]

I've always felt that, for the most part, "weird" is in the eye of the beholder.

I think we can all agree shopvacs and pony play are at least a lit bit weird even for lit standards.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do think a gas nozzle up the ass whilst jacking off in public takes the cake though