Broken_paladin
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do you think there is a group of people out there that identify as gas cans?
Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff
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aussiegeekygal
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Broken_paladin
magic in her grace
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and this is why I have a bunker and a tin foil hat in my basement!
deefalttwunnyfor
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Right? I'm never sucking on a gas nozzle again.
aussiegeekygal
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Come back to me when you've gone full faraday cage
aussiegeekygal
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RIP default
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
Photog1rl
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I honestly had NEVER even though this could be an option. Like never, ever.
Wow, I’m feeling a little sheltered right now.
deefalttwunnyfor
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ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!!!!RIP default
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
Lord Pmann
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Okay. What I really want to know is if he was pumping gas or just using the nozzle? I absolutely love this video. That's a boldness that I don't have.
Either way, mad respek.
Lord Pmann
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You know, it's funny...
I always thought the reason I shouldn't stick a petrol nozzle into my ass or mouth was because it was a petrol nozzle. I didn't realize that this reason was ancillary, but that the real reason was because it may have been in someone else's ass.
Apisto42
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Oh fuck I needed that.
aussiegeekygal
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I normally say that after sex, but you do you boo
Taegul
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I really want to see what happens when that guy switches to an electric car.
SassySheDevil
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Um. Me neither. Holy cow.
SassySheDevil
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I'm certainly never going to look at those nozzles the same now.
Broken_paladin
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Maybe he is in a circus and is just fueling up to shoot fire out his ass? We shouldnt kink shame until pmann investigates and gets back to us with details.
deefalttwunnyfor
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aussiegeekygal
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If anyone ever wants to get to know you better, send them this
Taegul
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Yeah. Maybe he's an Olympic sprinter just trying to get that quicker time.
He sure does look like a sprinter IMHO.
Lord Pmann
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You guys are judging him and maybe he's just a really literal go-getter. He went to some Tony Robins event and took the term "lit a fire under his ass" all too literally.
Tir_an_Beithioch
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hotwords229_A
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I don’t know, I feel like I take it in the ass every time I go to the gas station.Um. Me neither. Holy cow.
PhiloDaddy
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Moving along... I've seen a niche of porn about brides (and grooms) getting fucked before a wedding and it seems to be a meme about the bride walking down the aisle with another man's jism leaking down her legs or one of the bridesmaids with the groom's cum leaking...or the bride's mother...etc.
What is it about weddings that turns people on?
What is it about weddings that turns people on?
Apisto42
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Probably more of a side kink with hot wives genre.
