Make innocuous and silly threats

[Zumbamami_69]

You've earned a strongly worded memo to your permanent record.

 

[Ramkhadak]

I shall ring your doorbell!

I shall paint the tip of your nose with fluorescent paint.

 

[EctoJohn]

Beware, I'm going to smack your rodent with the most limp of noodles!

 

[Ramkhadak]

My poodle will doodle on your noodle till we canoodle

 

[EctoJohn]

Stand back or else I shall choose a number between 1 and 7,982,306 at random, then draw a random playing card, and if the number I picked is the Ace of Hearts, you are in for a thrashing with onion skins!

 

[Jada59]

The next time you lie down, I’ll draw a chalk line sround your body!

 

[EctoJohn]

The next time you lie down, I’ll draw a chalk line around your body!

If you do I promise to not stop until you have one around you in permanent marker!

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah! If you don’t have a permanent mustache now, you will!

 

[Ramkhadak]

Go to bed else i will give you a whisker shaped brazilian

 

[Jada59]

I’m thirsty. I wish thst was a drink.


Stop now or I’ll PM you.

 

[Ramkhadak]

PM and I will come over to spank your butt

 

[Adrian81]

It's like you're asking for my full force flibbertry and gibbertry

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? I’ll spell dirty words in your alphabet soup.

 

[Jon_Red]

Yeah? How are you going to keep them coherent?
I'll make you smell Scotch Eggs

 

[Jada59]

I am part Scottish you know. Just not sure which part.

If you don’t mind your Ps and Qs, I’ll beat your eggs.

 

[Jon_Red]

Hmmm.... right buttock?

If you don't behave, I'll have to oil all of your door handles

 

[Jada59]

Oh yeah? How about I loosen your hinges!

 

[Jon_Red]

Good luck finding the threads on the screws.
If you do that, I'll make you actually visit Scotland

 

[Adrian81]

My goldfish know 6 different martial arts

 

[baculum]

I'll put baked beans in your beanbag chair

 

[Adrian81]

If you do that I'll send you to Barbados

 

[Jon_Red]

If you do that, I'll leave Lego bricks on your floor while you sleep

 

[Jada59]

If you do that I'll send you to

If you do that, I'll leave Lego bricks on your floor while you sleep

Then I shall erect something that you don’t want erected.

 

[Jon_Red]

Are you sure?
If you keep threatening that, I'll make you erect it

 

[Jada59]

And then? I’ll raise the roof!