Make me laugh - stand up comedians

[VoraciousValue]

"HE GOT WEED!! HE GOT WEED!!!!!!!"

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Apologies if it’s been linked before

 

[BrendaBear]

Apologies if it’s been linked before

It is okay if it was - nobody needs to go back through all the previous posts… that would be tedious!

I do tend to watch all the posts… but I confess, there are several I have bailed on because I didn’t find them funny - but other people enjoyed them so, it’s all good!

Thanks for sharing!

 

[TallMan69]

Sometimes when the world seems crazy it is good to put on some classic Carlin to help out it all in to perspective.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sam Kinison's first network TV appearance on Letterman in 1985. Never has it been more apparent that you were going to see something different.

 

[BrendaBear]

I avoid politics… but I was struck by a comedy posting from someone about the US presidential administration at the time. No names were made, just the fear and “WTF” factor… it struck me, that if I didn’t know the date it was posted, it could easily been about the current administration, or any of the past administration’s in my adult life.

I think both side are often right, and are both often very wrong. And since these babies cannot find common ground, and instead present “the other guy” as evil or a nazi or whatever.… I truly believe neither side has moral “high ground”. For various reasons, I have very serious solid interest in deep political beliefs… but some are left, some are right… and these bitches won’t FUCKING WORK TOGETHER!!!!!

sorry… getting off my soapbox now… BOTH SIDES ARE POWER HUNGRY ASSHOLES!!! whoops… though I was done… sorry about that…

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[caitiff1969]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7279857723536166175

 

[KinkyLaughs]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.77e5e96d2fba002c185850c05259e313?rik=ILRcBpD0dv8x7g&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Memorable album and standup routine...https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0YLDid0sWu8/S6qH4UNYAGI/AAAAAAAAEnM/PgKCgxQEoZ4/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/FRONT+Redd+Foxx+-+You+Gotta+Wash+Your+Ass.jpg

 

[KinkyLaughs]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/fa/9a/02fa9ae3df57f2c283a2b0803b8f40dd.jpg

 

[curious_slut]

 

[BrendaBear]

Billy Connolly

 

[curious_slut]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

 

[VoraciousValue]

Memorable album and standup routine...https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0YLDid0sWu8/S6qH4UNYAGI/AAAAAAAAEnM/PgKCgxQEoZ4/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/FRONT+Redd+Foxx+-+You+Gotta+Wash+Your+Ass.jpg

One of my favorites.

"That's why I don't join no groups, and I'm gonna keep eating pork. Can't cold-turkey pork just right away. Guy asked me, 'How can you eat pork?'

"I said, 'A knife and fork, hot sauce. Greens, blackeyed peas, can of sweet potatoes, peach cobbler, and a Diet Rite cola.'

"He say. 'You resemble what you eat.'

"I said, 'Well no wonder you look like a pussy to me!'"

 

[BrendaBear]

Cathy Ladman

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I am reminded of this every damn day I'm at the middle school.

 

[curious_slut]

 

[BrendaBear]

Jeff Dunham and Achmed

 

[BrendaBear]

Leanne Morgan

 

[Bisexguy70]

I saw Brain Regan at the DPAC live. He never repeated any jokes i had heard before but i was laughing so hard i almost pissed my pants. This one is funny too

 

[BrendaBear]

A doctor relates removing a stuck vibrator

 

[BrendaBear]

Leanne Morgan