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McKenna said:
Sure! Why not? Just watch out for Songcatcher, it's around here somewhere. :)
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I believe Songcatcher tried...but then EnglishMuffin decided to ignore me and then I think so did Songcatcher....which leads me to believe that CV doesn't like me and he and his personalities will not be bothering to stalk me..... :rolleyes:

I feel soooo left out!!!!
 
McKenna said:
Awwww... :rose:

Threaten him with a goat. I think that's what worked for me. :devil:
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A GOAT???? :eek:

You think that will work for me at raise time with my boss?? :confused:
 
Honey123 said:
A GOAT???? :eek:

You think that will work for me at raise time with my boss?? :confused:
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Hehehehehe, I don't know! Maybe he likes the kinky stuff?!
 
Looks like everyone (mostly) has their own AVs back again.
That's so much better.
I was getting confused last night!
 
Honey123 said:
That's it...I am not stalking you anymore!!!
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I've certainly been stalking you these past few days. Does that make you feel better? :kiss:
 
rikaaim said:
I've certainly been stalking you these past few days. Does that make you feel better? :kiss:
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LOL....really? Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better.....
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
You were stalking me? I thought I was stalking you.

This is so confusing.
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Well it depends are you in front on in the back?
 
Married White male seeks stalker, preferably female, for frustration and agrvation after the inital ego stroking is faded out. The ideal stalker would leave momentoes of her sexual fantasies of me at random times trhough out the day. In my book the larger the dead animal with the sign "unlike this [insert animal here] my love for you will never die" the greater the misquided and delusionall love you feel to me. Anything smaller than a elephant or a blue whale and I won't even notice you are stalking.

Send resume and references to the above address.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Married White male seeks stalker, preferably female, for frustration and agrvation after the inital ego stroking is faded out. The ideal stalker would leave momentoes of her sexual fantasies of me at random times trhough out the day. In my book the larger the dead animal with the sign "unlike this [insert animal here] my love for you will never die" the greater the misquided and delusionall love you feel to me. Anything smaller than a elephant or a blue whale and I won't even notice you are stalking.

Send resume and references to the above address.
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What if the stalker just left herself?
 
Honey123 said:
LOL....really? Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better.....
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Not really. I had to go to work. Bleh!

I'd follow your sexy ass anywhere you beckoned me too. :rose:
 
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