Need a Stalker? Place Your Ad Here!

[logophile]

I applied for a stalker days ago and haven't heard anything back.
Hmph!

 

[tolyk]

I've read every single post you've made on Literotica.. does that qualify me as a stalker?

 

[logophile]

I've read every single post you've made on Literotica.. does that qualify me as a stalker?

Probably.

 

[Honey123]

I really don't think anyone stalks me....these guys here are just being nice.

What actually qualifies you as a stalker?

 

[dreampilot79]

Honey.. i'll stalk ya if ya want.. might as well.. you have some effect on my stalk anyway!

 

[Guest]

I really don't think anyone stalks me....these guys here are just being nice.

What actually qualifies you as a stalker?

"Naive girl", he says from his perch overlooking her front yard at 123 Barecress Drive, Snarlstown, Delaware.

Checklist :

Camera with 800mm lens
extra film
laptop with WiFi connection to her naive neighbor's access point
Kleenix
Raingear (it is raining here today).


Honey, you are missing two shingles, and your cat is about to kill a mouse.

 

[Honey123]

"Naive girl", he says from his perch overlooking her front yard at 123 Barecress Drive, Snarlstown, Delaware.

Checklist :

Camera with 800mm lens
extra film
laptop with WiFi connection to her naive neighbor's access point
Kleenix
Raingear (it is raining here today).


Honey, you are missing two shingles, and your cat is about to kill a mouse.

Silly man, I live at 812 Barebottom Hills, Snatchtown, Underware....sheesh....

But I do have a pussy....cat

 

[Cat_photobuff]

I just noticed I have my own stalker. Folks, meet SongCatcher, sporting the latest in McKenna AV-wear. (You may need to look for him/her/it. He/she/it is a bit flighty and hard to nail down.)


I didn't want to be the only one with a stalker, so I thought I'd create a space where ya'll can place an ad for your very own stalker.


Go ahead, post! I dare you!

At least if I have a stalker, I know somebody will talk to me. That doesn't sound needy does it McKenna?

 

[Guest]

Silly man, I live at 812 Barebottom Hills, Snatchtown, Underware....sheesh....

But I do have a pussy....cat

You aren't a 72 year old woman with blue hair, and a goiter?

 

[Honey123]

You aren't a 72 year old woman with blue hair, and a goiter?

That's no goiter, that's my mom!

 

[Guest]

That's no goiter, that's my mom!

Repositioning to 812.

Damn, stepped in dog shit.

Climbing your neighbor's drainpipe now..