Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[justxinnocencex]

I am a happily married retired biology professor. I am not looking for hook-ups or to cheat on my wife. She is aware that I am here. I am looking for female friends for interesting conversations, with a "side order" of discussing "kinky sexuality". I love laughing and helping other people laugh.

What was your favorite area of study?? I took some plant physiology classes and absolutely loved them

 

[Lichen2CU]

What was your favorite area of study?? I took some plant physiology classes and absolutely loved them

Hi just... a pleasure to see you here.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Favorite area of study? Hmmm... various aspects of plant biology. I actually taught plant physiology a few semesters...

 

[justxinnocencex]

Favorite area of study? Hmmm... various aspects of plant biology. I actually taught plant physiology a few semesters...

Hi just... a pleasure to see you here.

It’s nice to be seen I haven’t been on the boards here in a bit so I definitely missed some amazing dad jokes lol, but I couldn’t resist!

 

[Lichen2CU]

It’s nice to be seen I haven’t been on the boards here in a bit so I definitely missed some amazing dad jokes lol, but I couldn’t resist!

We have been fortunate to have some people posting great "dad jokes". It's a pleasure to meet another fan of them...

 

[Lichen2CU]

If you took more than one plant phys course, I'm guessing you "did some time" in grad school...

 

[Lichen2CU]

I'll hope to talk more some time - but I'm just on my way out. Best Wishes...

 

[Shygentleman2]

It’s nice to be seen I haven’t been on the boards here in a bit so I definitely missed some amazing dad jokes lol, but I couldn’t resist!

Welcome. We look forward to seeing more of you if you find our group interesting!

 

[Shygentleman2]

It's been suggested that dogs bark up to 350 times a day

Of course, that's just a RUFF estimate

 

[Lichen2CU]

What is the most disgusting vegetable?

(Slima Beans...)

 

[Lichen2CU]

What is the least experienced type of cheese?

(Amateur-valone...)

 

[Wilson695]

I am a happily married retired biology professor. I am not looking for hook-ups or to cheat on my wife. She is aware that I am here. I am looking for female friends for interesting conversations, with a "side order" of discussing "kinky sexuality". I love laughing and helping other people laugh.

Love to chat with you.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Love to chat with you.

Hi Wilson - happy to chat when the opportunity arises...

 

[MerryeMikee]

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

 

[Lichen2CU]

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

Truer words were never spoken...

 

[Shygentleman2]

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

 

[Shygentleman2]

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

Damn it...so I'm not 39 anymore?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Damn it...so I'm not 39 anymore?

If "age is just a number", I guess you can pick any number you like...

 

[Shygentleman2]

If "age is just a number", I guess you can pick any number you like...

Sweet. I just had my 12th 40th birthday party then!

 

[jonnoback]

What goes up but never comes down?

Depends where you live.

An umbrella.

 

[jonnoback]

Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?

To get some rust.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

It’s tearable.

 

[MerryeMikee]

You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.