Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[mark197205]

So do I. They give you just enough to leave you wanting more



Well, not everything. *glare*



I'm not playing hide and seek with you today!

Awwwwwwww, bless..

 

[Graciesnort]

Awwwwwwww, bless..

I find it ironic that I've just been blessed in this thread.

 

[SavourYou30]

It better be a good one. Or I'll make you snuggle with one of my snugglewhores.

I am glad that whoredom has its fringe benefits, no charge among fellow workers. Be forewarned, I tend to not return my rentals.

 

[WboroBaptM0136]

God, devil, good, evil, blah, blah, blah! Will you get over here and start your mouth magic show!

 

[Graciesnort]

I am glad that whoredom has its fringe benefits, no charge among fellow workers. Be forewarned, I tend to not return my rentals.

It's ok. You can keep the blowup doll. Just ... careful of the whip.

 

[teknight]

I'm not, but DEVIL SURE IS, and Jesus is the antidote...

Nah. It's...Zeus. It's Thor. Fuck it, I choose a lady god. Ishtar. You know she used to have temples all across the Mediterranean basin (look that up on a map, stupid), and there were sacred temple whores serving her. Achieving orgasm was considered the closest you could get to the Gods.

 

[SavourYou30]

It's ok. You can keep the blowup doll. Just ... careful of the whip.

Your blowup dolls can whip people now? I have GOT to catch up on technology.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Oh look, WboroBaptM0136 and WboroBaptM0136 is/are having an online orgy with his/her self/selves.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Golly, Talking to people like you makes me a big fan of electroshock treatment. What we need to do is erase parts of your mind and rewire it starting with page one of the Bible!!

Oh great, you're going to fill my head with shitty porn writing. Look, I like when they say, "Joseph fucked Rachel" and so on. Get that begat shit out of there and you'll see you've wasted your entire life begatting, when you should have been fucking.

By the way, that book you spout your shit from, it was written by Jews and non-Christians, like Egyptians and such. Since the dawn of Man, we have had one purpose to fulfill and that is live long enough to fuck and make another person to carry on.

Everything else is just a personal choice to fill in the gap between being born and dying.

 

[teknight]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQha6Mz52viUHxpy_HfgH86eQYKG-ldCfght_Zyn54qvg5phERCpQ&t=1

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

You people are children and as such, need to be disciplined like so.

Let me tell you how I raised one of my own. Around the age of 6 when he started getting rebellious I decided to start rigorous study program and I noticed that my child was secretly watching tv and so forth, when he was supposed to be studying. Hmph, not on my watch. So what did I do.... Take away the Tv. Then My child somehow got access to a mobile phone and started playing games. I took it away. At this point I realized that this was a test of my resolve and I thought long and hard at what the mechanism here was that stopped the studies. Obviously it was devices connected to the outside world allowing Satan to reach into my home through any way possible. So I consulted with my church and we decided to create a special camp that would isolate the children from society for only one year. No phones, computer, TV, nothing but bibles. Every day the kids had to recite and memorize passages, if they didn't get it down, simple consequence, less food. Note we didn't deny all together, we're not trying to kill them. Anyway they got the idea fast enough!. Amazing within one year all went back to public schools, but these kids were straight laced. They knew the bible, they worked. ANd now they've all got good jobs, married and their lives are blessed.

That is what I recommend on a massive scale for the members of this forum. One year is all it takes.

 

[mark197205]

I find it ironic that I've just been blessed in this thread.

I'm glad it wasnt lost on everyone..

 

[Graciesnort]

Your blowup dolls can whip people now? I have GOT to catch up on technology.

Or just stop underestimating me and my brilliance

 

[teknight]

http://bigtitsatschool.big-breasts-porn.net/2008-10-29/01/big_breast_sluts_in_hardcore_porn.jpg

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I've come across a few yawning pits, but I think the fundies may have found them first. I'll be damned if they weren't all squeaky clean and sparkling! Somebody has to do something about these people; if they keep cleaning everything up, there'll be no way of telling who's bad.

Wait a minute, I think I see a yawning pit over there. Maybe I can get to it before they do. If I'm lucky I should get to cavort with a succubus or two. Maybe even with a suc-u-off, if I'm really lucky...

 

[ElegantlyElle]

<I am so embarrassed. I can't believe I'm going to admit this. I'm in love with 134. I can't help myself.>

Think I can convert him to sex addiction and bondage. I'm usually the submissive one, but he's such a cute thing and I just wanna torture his balls.

 

[Husker1987]

<I am so embarrassed. I can't believe I'm going to admit this. I'm in love with 134. I can't help myself.>

Think I can convert him to sex addiction and bondage. I'm usually the submissive one, but he's such a cute thing and I just wanna torture his balls.

Take him to church sister!!!!!!

 

[SavourYou30]

Or just stop underestimating me and my brilliance

I am constantly floored by your brilliance. I wouldn't be surprised if your blow up dolls could think.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

No he didn't. God made Lucifer, as one of his most beautiful and pure angels in heaven. Lucifer was God's companion, until Lucifer realised that God was selfish and narcissistic. So, Lucifer turned against God, and God cast him out of heaven. That does not sound very forgiving or just to me. What a hateful God.

You don't know much about the Christian faith. Perhaps you should research your material the next time you decide to alt or troll.

You have no clue do you... God is the CREATOR!!! NEWSFLASH... BIG BANG!!! Got it now?

 

[Graciesnort]

I am constantly floored by your brilliance. I wouldn't be surprised if your blow up dolls could think.

*ahem*

A sarcastic line is still a line.

Now I must retreat and lick my wounds.

No. You may not help. :caning:

 

[WboroBaptM0136]

I got access to a mobile phone and started playing games, set it on vibrate and stuck it in my ass. Then I rang away. At this point I realized that getting it back out would be a test of my resolve and I thought long and hard at what the mechanism here was that would get it out of my ass. Obviously it was devices connected to the outside world that could help. So I consulted with my local adult bookstore and we decided to create a special anal boot camp. Phones, computer , TVs could all be introduced anally. Every day I had to fill my passages, if I didn't get it up, simple consequence, less orgasms. Anyway I got the idea fast enough!. Amazing within one year all kins of stuff went in back there.

That is what I recommend on a massive scale for the members of this forum. One year is all it takes.

You didn't tell me all this when I joined....

 

[Husker1987]

No he didn't. God made Lucifer, as one of his most beautiful and pure angels in heaven. Lucifer was God's companion, until Lucifer realised that God was selfish and narcissistic. So, Lucifer turned against God, and God cast him out of heaven. That does not sound very forgiving or just to me.

Actually sounds like Star Wars to me.....

 

[SavourYou30]

Now I must retreat and lick my wounds.

No. You may not help. :caning:

Always one step ahead of me. Are you stalking me?

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

You are too stupid for words.
The Devil, according to X-tian mythology, was an angel, who thought himself on par with God. He rose up against God and was downcast with his ilk.

God, in his infinite love, needs to scare us. You message is too confusing on its own, no wonder your pea sized brain can't make heads or tails of it.

I'm gonna say this, but you won't listen, 'cause you're stupid: the whole heaven hell thing is an insult to free will. it's not free will if you have a gun pointed to your head. It's not love if being human and fallible lands you in eternal damnation.

And I'm not an animal that you can ply with heaven't treats and threaten with hell's rolled up newspaper. Take your fear mongering somewhere else.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar, you idiot. And, no, you don't love any of us.

You never read the bible did you? Oh how does one become so filled with hate? Hmmm maybe by constant exposure to porn images which you peddle on these forums. Your mind is hardened indeed your skin has turned sallow. Look in the mirror and see the ugliness sprouting out of your eyes.... Oh how I pity you....

And yes, I do love you.......

 

[Ellafun]

You have no clue do you... God is the CREATOR!!! NEWSFLASH... BIG BANG!!! Got it now?

I Big Bang Theory! It's a show about logic and science!

Did I mention that I have a bar stool, with my name on it, waiting for me in hell? Anyone want to join me for shots later???

p.s.: I still love you, Tek!