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[BlackCaramelCreme]

Lord Pmann,

I'm so sorry you're under the weather. I hope you're taking your chicken noodle soup. My question for you:

You eluded to before that you have performed. For whom have you opened that you have geeked out over?

 

[Taegul]

Sorry... I’ve been sick and I’ve not been on here long enough to give proper responses. I have questions and answers to post. Plus several posts in this thread.

I will be back. Get your questions ready!

Just curious if you were able to escape quarantine and if so, how? Will this be the last time you ever visit China?

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Just curious if you were able to escape quarantine and if so, how? Will this be the last time you ever visit China?

nailed it

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Pmann,

I believe I have unearthed some rather graphic porn photos of a good friend of mine on the internet. Should I tell him what I have found or post them here for the amusement of all?

Sincerely,
Pondering manly and neutered nibs pounding orifices relentlessly nightly

 

[Trekka]

Dear Pmann,

I believe I have unearthed some rather graphic porn photos of a good friend of mine on the internet. Should I tell him what I have found or post them here for the amusement of all?

Sincerely,
Pondering manly and neutered nibs pounding orifices relentlessly nightly

 

[Lord Pmann]

Finally getting back to what I do best here... Spewing my opinions all over these boards.

Dear Pmann,

I have a complex and somewhat pressing need for wisdom and guidance on a situation. I was driving to work last week when my truck started sputtering, had issues accelerating, and the check engine light came on. There is the small mechanics shop on my way to work and it was only a few blocks ahead. I stopped, and while small the place was clean and the mechanic was very nice, friendly, and knowledgeable. He got me in and up right away. Unfortunately, he found quite a few things wrong with my truck and the estimate was quite high. Something about timing, a shaft, a lube job, blow off, power stroke, but the head was good. Then, much to my astonishment, he said he would be willing to perform the repairs on the house, but um well, let’s just say the offer was rather perverse given the situation I was in. I was rather shocked, but I needed the truck running, so I am embarrassed to say that we were able to come to an agreement. Well now my truck has been running amazingly, better than it has for years. I was hoping you may be able to advise me on how I might be able to turn the check engine light on again?

Thanks,
Can’t understand much shit located under the truck

Dear CUMSLUTT,

So, if I understand correctly, you're asking me how to be a whore under the guise of a broken truck. You do realize, girls can just do that. They can be whores and it's very easy. You don't have to pretend to have a broken truck. You could literally just go in and be a whore and the mechanic would welcome it.

But maybe you're using the broken truck to make yourself feel less whorish? I dunno. It doesn't seem any better to fuck someone for car repairs than to just fuck someone. In fact, I think society accepts the latter more than the former.

So, my advice is, just go fuck the grease monkey!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Lord P,

I was about to ask a question,
but then as I was typing it out
to you, the answer came to me.

LP has range.

Thank ye, my liege
CF

You're welcome.

Lord Pmann,

I have a number of questions this evening for your consideration...

1. What exactly is it about the question “what are you thinking” that causes a free for all virtual bun fight on such a regular basis?!

2. I’m thinking about starting a new Am Pics thread, not sure whether to even go there again... and if I do whether it should be just Pics, or combined with some erotica... opinion?

3. I’m no longer in the ‘Stable’ business for a number of reasons, including but not limited too - I finally met a man who can more than keep me satisfied alone, he gives me my freedom but reverse psychology appears to be at play here (he’s smart & sneaky), a few men got in trouble and it was just no longer the fun it once was, ‘been there done that and wrote the book’ so I’m over it! But I do still play away occasionally... do I need a new ‘label’ for this misbehavior?

4. Are you the self proclaimed ‘darling of Lit’? Or were you voted in?

5. What’s your take on Brexit?

Cheers mate

1. The "what are you thinking" thread is an area where people like to post passive aggressive comments. Particularly women about other women. It's a breeding ground for anger. Bitches like to passive aggressively talk to each other there so they can pretend to be sweet.

2. You should start an Am Pic thread entitled "Your Lit Boyfriend and Me". Then post pics of you and all the guys here who pretend to be exclusive with their lit girls.

3. No more stable? Mmmmmm. I don't believe it. You'll need some other horse to ride soon enough.

4. I think there are a few people here who voted me in as the darling of lit. It's basically because I'm so sweet.

5. I honestly haven't followed it much. But if forced to have a side, I'm all about getting away from these unions. I live in Florida and I'm trying to start a Florexit. I say fuck you to the rest of the US. We have Disney World so we can sustain our economy just fine. If that doesn't work, then I'm going to try to saw off California and shove them into the ocean.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lord Pmann,

I'm so sorry you're under the weather. I hope you're taking your chicken noodle soup. My question for you:

You eluded to before that you have performed. For whom have you opened that you have geeked out over?

I haven't opened for anyone notable enough to cause a geek out. Maybe a couple local bands. But nothing impressive. I think the biggest crowd I have ever played for was around 5k people. That was at a festival though. So it wasn't like they were all there to see us. Those 8 people were just my friends and family.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Just curious if you were able to escape quarantine and if so, how? Will this be the last time you ever visit China?

I have not been to China and I do not have Kung Flu.

Dear Pmann,

I believe I have unearthed some rather graphic porn photos of a good friend of mine on the internet. Should I tell him what I have found or post them here for the amusement of all?

Sincerely,
Pondering manly and neutered nibs pounding orifices relentlessly nightly

PMANNPORN,

There are no such pics that I haven't already posted. I have an entire watermelon fucking blog. I will not be embarrassed. I have no feelings.

Sincerely,

Watermelon Fucker

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Omg

“Your Lit boyfriend & Me”

Bloody genius thanks

 

[Suz_anne]

PMANNPORN,

There are no such pics that I haven't already posted. I have an entire watermelon fucking blog. I will not be embarrassed. I have no feelings.

Sincerely,

Watermelon Fucker

Alrighty then... you kinky son of a gun.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Alrighty then... you kinky son of a gun.

I am just now seeing this. That is NOT me.

Do you see that tiny wang?! That is clearly not the pmann you all know and love.

 

[Photog1rl]

Dear @Lord Pmann I know you are the master of all things horse related so I'm asking for your advice on starting a stable.
I can ride English and prefer Western but am hoping to ride mostly bareback. Any suggestions or tips for a total newb?

 

[Apisto42]

Dear @Lord Pmann I know you are the master of all things horse related so I'm asking for your advice on starting a stable.
I can ride English and prefer Western but am hoping to ride mostly bareback. Any suggestions or tips for a total newb?

I think @Lord Pmann is more versed in just ponies, but I might be able to offer some advice.

First, are you planning on just being in the show ring, riding in hunts, or just a general all round type of riding? Your … mount is very important depending on the type of riding you’re thirsting desiring. You need to find a mount with good stamina, nice forelocks, and a good healthy tongue doesn’t hurt.

Secondly, while you might want to be mostly bareback, remember that sometimes you want to appear to be the lady you are, so you might want to learn how to ride side saddle also. It will definitely give a different … sensation on the ride.

For an excellent bareback ride, do your due diligence first on the mount. I’m sure there’s a good doctor vet in your area, so get up to date tests before buying. Remember to start with a gentle walk first to make sure everything is lined up with your mount. Then gradually work through the gaits until you’re satisfied with the speed and can keep your seat.

Finally, if you get bucked off, just mount that horse again.

Cowgirl up!

 

[ydahecnot]

I don’t think she was referring to horses as such

 

[Apisto42]

I don’t think she was referring to horses as such

Neither was I.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think @Lord Pmann is more versed in just ponies, but I might be able to offer some advice.

First, are you planning on just being in the show ring, riding in hunts, or just a general all round type of riding? Your … mount is very important depending on the type of riding you’re thirsting desiring. You need to find a mount with good stamina, nice forelocks, and a good healthy tongue doesn’t hurt.

Secondly, while you might want to be mostly bareback, remember that sometimes you want to appear to be the lady you are, so you might want to learn how to ride side saddle also. It will definitely give a different … sensation on the ride.

For an excellent bareback ride, do your due diligence first on the mount. I’m sure there’s a good doctor vet in your area, so get up to date tests before buying. Remember to start with a gentle walk first to make sure everything is lined up with your mount. Then gradually work through the gaits until you’re satisfied with the speed and can keep your seat.

Finally, if you get bucked off, just mount that horse again.

Cowgirl up!

I'm not sure how I missed this comprehensive response. Let me start by saying thank you. I knew @Lord Pmann was familiar with ponies but you are right, I don’t want something that small. I wouldn’t say I discriminate but I definitely need at least 16-18 hands. I was once referred to as a size queen but funnily enough I don't think he was talking about beasts for my stable.

Showing all their tricks is important as well as stamina. Really I need the perfect mount(S). I hadn't even thought about the tongue but what an oversight. Oral hygiene is extremely important as well as strong tongue muscles so they can devour their feed.

It is rare for me to be referred to as a lady but the illusion of propriety is paramount. I should think of my reputation more often. Side saddle riding will also make the transition into some of the vaulting positions more visually interesting when I'm showing. I think the audience will be able to see me experience the different sensations. What an exciting thought!

Proper and thorough testing is on my checklist as riding bareback does introduce additional concerns and building endurance and working through the gaits is necessary for a suitable and pleasurable long term pairing.

I am indebted for your advice. If you are free to take a tour of the facilities please let me know and I'll handle you personally.

Best,
PG

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well damn. What a blast from the past. I give this thread an A+

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

My favorite adult entertainment start started uploading french audio version of American films. Now I can't follow the plot my favorite cinematic adventures