~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Darkrhytm]

Thinks his penis is a writing tool leading to unintended consequences

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has never been there same since he pulled a hat from a rabbit.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

They fingered me so hard on a train once I squirted all over an old man who was sleeping in front of me! Hi again @AlwaysDancing

 

[AlwaysDancing]

They fingered me so hard on a train once I squirted all over an old man who was sleeping in front of me! Hi again @AlwaysDancing

Ah yes. The hogwarts express. I’ve never seen wingardium Leviosa used quite that way.

Hello, there

 

[bashfull]

Frequently dreams it is raining when he sleeps on trains

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

He’s related to Bilbo Baggins.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He’s related to Bilbo Baggins.

She’s totally a patriots fan

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

She’s totally a patriots fan

Has zero spoons in her house, they are all over the streets after falling off her nose.

 

[bashfull]

Has zero spoons in her house, they are all over the streets after falling off her nose.

Claims to have invented Monopoly

 

[LustyScribe]

Has zero spoons in her house, they are all over the streets after falling off her nose.

Has a rabbit under that hat...but it's the badass one from Monty Python.

 

[_Sc900_]

Has a rabbit under that hat...but it's the badass one from Monty Python.

Leaves his feet uncovered at night cuz he is friends with the monsters under the bed.

 

[Series 6]

Leaves his feet uncovered at night cuz he is friends with the monsters under the bed.

Is not scared to cuddle with a monster from under the bed. In fact, has an open invitation to all monsters that hide under beds or in closets for a free cuddle.

 

[bashfull]

Is not scared to cuddle with a monster from under the bed. In fact, has an open invitation to all monsters that hide under beds or in closets for a free cuddle.

Moonlights as a monster that hides under beds

 

[crazychemgirl]

Absolutely goes to the grocery store with a karaoke microphone and sings ballads to the vegetables

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Lapdances at the Tasty Taco under the professional name 'Fanjita Throb"

 

[Taegul]

He takes his fishing gear to the pet store every Sunday and drops his lure in the goldfish tank. Hasn't caught one yet, but he'll talk your ear off about "the one that got away".

 

[bashfull]

He takes his fishing gear to the pet store every Sunday and drops his lure in the goldfish tank. Hasn't caught one yet, but he'll talk your ear off about "the one that got away".

Insists on drinking his hot tea with 6 lumps of sugar, cream and lemon...and with his pinky out

 

[fakingadulthood]

Plays call of duty online to learn creative new insults from the vicious tweens after they headshot him

 

[bashfull]

Enjoys headshots in Call of Duty but only in a sniper role.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Doesn’t actually know what Call of Duty is, but hopes it’s a satanic quest

 

[fakingadulthood]

Only speaks in tongues on call of duty voice chat because anything can be a satanic quest if you make it one

 

[MiaBabe23]

Knows how to say, with perfect accent, “I’m sorry, I don’t speak a word of your language”, in every language

 

[Series 6]

Knows how to say, with perfect accent, “I’m sorry, I don’t speak a word of your language”, in every language

Loves it when you talk dirty to her in sign language

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is actually Series 5 but pretends to be Series 6 for the accolades.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Loves it when you talk dirty to her in sign language

Oooh you may have inadvertently spoken a truth lmao!! Love to be fucked in another language, why not sign - those fingers could then go to so much use afterwards lmao

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