~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Series 6]

Is actually Series 5 but pretends to be Series 6 for the accolades.

Intentionally failed chemistry class so they could try to bribe the teacher with sexual favors for a passing grade.

 

[bashfull]

Accidently glued his helmet to head after the last cosplay event

 

[Series 6]

Accidently glued his helmet to head after the last cosplay event

Got the highest grade in his public speaking class, which impressed the professor so much that she offered him sexual favors when the semester was over.

 

[bashfull]

Got the highest grade in his public speaking class, which impressed the professor so much that she offered him sexual favors when the semester was over.

*this is really close to the truth in a college class*

Once rode his bicycle nude thru a walmart

 

[Taegul]

The other six dwarves swear he's a ladykiller.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The other six dwarves swear he's a ladykiller.

Him and @TotallyNotTaegul are actually a couple, and it isn't his alt.

 

[Kittycity]

Him and @TotallyNotTaegul are actually a couple, and it isn't his alt.

Is actually not a Sir, instead a penniless vagrant with grandiose qualities

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually not a Sir, instead a penniless vagrant with grandiose qualities

When nobody is looking, turns off Thundercats to watch Paw Patrol.

 

[Coyote100]

His idea of perfect dancing is not stepping on a partner's toes for a change.

 

[Series 6]

His idea of perfect dancing is not stepping on a partner's toes for a change.

Gets rabies shots for fun

 

[bashfull]

Believes the fluorescent light tube he carries is really a light saber

 

[Wand3rlust]

Believes the light saber he carries is a fluorescent light tube.

 

[Btq97]

wants to be the pope

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thinks he's the fallen Madonna with the big boobies.

 

[bashfull]

Thinks he's the fallen Madonna with the big boobies.

Used to wander afar but now gets lost in her living room

 

[Wand3rlust]

Used to wander afar but now gets lost in her living room

Everyone assumes he's shy, but really he just likes bashing things.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Everyone assumes he's shy, but really he just likes bashing things.

Thought about going with name, Wand2Lust, but thought it was too much on the nose with her Wizard Fetish.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Thought about going with name, Wand2Lust, but thought it was too much on the nose with her Wizard Fetish.

Only dance moves he does are the robot or electric slide.

 

[Taegul]

He wears the hat 24/7 to hide the horns and the mini-satellite dish.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

He dies his beard grey.

 

[bashfull]

He dies his beard grey.

Likes to get skull fucked

 

[Taegul]

He's been holding that same tree up since 1992.

 

[fakingadulthood]

closer to a pelican than a gul but Taelican doesn’t have the same ring to it

 

[bashfull]

closer to a pelican than a gul but Taelican doesn’t have the same ring to it

Is really 18 yrd old who lives in mom's basement and gets aroused by comic books

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is really 18 yrd old who lives in mom's basement and gets aroused by comic books

His name is actually Barry Ashfull, but he thinks he got away with using his real name, cos noone seems to have noticed...