~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Secretly abhors shaving…. Maybe not so secret about it?

Has an obsession with bearded guys who wear light blue boxers

 

[BrendaBear]

Has an obsession with bearded guys who wear light blue boxers

Likes old subby chicks….

Wait, that is just too weird. Um…

Has a fascination with 12th century dinnerware.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I was at Woodstock. Yasgur’s farm. For the 30th reunion concert…

Drives a hemi - just not in a vehicle

 

[BrendaBear]

I was at Woodstock. Yasgur’s farm. For the 30th reunion concert…

Drives a hemi - just not in a vehicle

I do own a Hemi, in my truck… but the cam is damaged. Thanks for reminding me and making me cry!


*I am bummed, but not really crying*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I was at Woodstock. Yasgur’s farm. For the 30th reunion concert…

Drives a hemi - just not in a vehicle

Every time he makes a lady cries, an angel gets its wings.

 

[JustDave478]

Every time he makes a lady cries, an angel gets its wings.

I hear they've never actually danced a step in their lives.

 

[BrendaBear]

Every time he makes a lady cries, an angel gets its wings.

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Entertains the customers in the meat department at the Safeway by dancing “The Charleston”

 

[BrendaBear]

I hear they've never actually danced a step in their lives.

Keeps getting mistaken for being Super Dave Osborne. I think it is his clothes, myself.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

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Entertains the customers in the meat department at the Safeway by dancing “The Charleston”

They love it.

Was fired from the meat department for refusing to serve the end piece.

 

[BrendaBear]

Was fired from the meat department for refusing to serve the end piece.

I didn’t like working back there anyway. Working produce was always better. I could save the nasty stuff, and throw it at the dancers in the park.

….

…um.. that wasn’t you, @AlwaysDancing was it?

 

[Trubbycat]

I didn’t like working back there anyway. Working produce was always better. I could save the nasty stuff, and throw it at the dancers in the park.

….

…um.. that wasn’t you, @AlwaysDancing was it?

Stole all the zucchini and cucumbers from the produce department as well as the big cans of olive oil.

 

[BrendaBear]

Stole all the zucchini and cucumbers from the produce department as well as the big cans of olive oil.

Has been banned for life from Pet Smart because he kept pocketing some Catnip whenever he was in there.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is notorious for planting catnip on shoppers at pet smart!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Is notorious for planting catnip on shoppers at pet smart!!!

Shhhhhhh!!! @Trubbycat doesn’t know that!

Oh hell… he does now…


Jack clearly cannot keep a secret.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Shhhhhhh!!! @Trubbycat doesn’t know that!

Oh hell… he does now…


Jack clearly cannot keep a secret.

Is still convinced there shall be a great light in the sky … and there shall be the silhouette of a bear. And she shall rise … and save Gotham!

 

[BrendaBear]

Is still convinced there shall be a great light in the sky … and there shall be the silhouette of a bear. And she shall rise … and save Gotham!

Decided to go into business by buying a Mississippi river boat but mistakenly launched it in the Missouri river instead.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Decided to go into business by buying a Mississippi river boat but mistakenly launched it in the Missouri river instead.

Her hobby is changing names of rivers on maps

 

[BrendaBear]

Her hobby is changing names of rivers on maps

Likes to claim to be a fan of a sportsball team, but actually doesn’t know what the point of the game is.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Feverishly watches all sportsball games

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Feverishly watches all sportsball games

Lost money being a bookie … because … math.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Lost money betting because… meth

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Lost money betting because… meth

That escalated quickly

Chews on math texts when he gets the munchies until the craving passes

 

[BrendaBear]

Lost money betting because… meth

Actually thinks meth is short for “menthol” in cough drops.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is addicted to cough drops

 

[BrendaBear]

That escalated quickly

Chews on math texts when he gets the munchies until the craving passes

Habitually starts doing “The Watusi” in the men‘s room. Causing confused looks from the other pee-ers